6th
Some answers now, more as time permits.
shawnaf answered: Are you proud of me?
Thoroughly. And sad in a way too. In a way I know you understand. It’s like it went off a cliff.
indefensible answered: Why are Americans so comparatively bad at wordplay compared to the rest of the Anglosphere?
How would I know? I’m woefully provincial, as Americans are required to be during wartime.
giromide answered: The only question I have is: Where is my sandwich?
You know perfectly well that’s not the only question you have. It’s an INSULT to pretend that’s the most pressing question in your consciousness. Sir, the nerve. Plus, it didn’t have your name on it.
rsmallbone answered: And what do I do with all these hand towels?
You’re the one who hijacked the Bed, Bath & Beyond freight truck. I told you it was a lousy idea, but you didn’t listen. Always the maverick. And now you’ve got a few too many hand towels on your hands, do you? Yeah, I see what I did there. But the towels are your problem.
lindstifa answered: I’m hungry.
I’m sorry. Was Derek’s sandwich not filling enough? I could get you some Doritos too.
