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Your days of hallucinogenic drug use are behind you, transformed into a more bourgeois appetite for truffle salt and Kobe beef burgers, but still you yearn to push the boundaries of experience, to salt your culinary adventures with a dash of rebellion. For you, there is the miracle berry, a palate-altering fruit that turns users into the epicurean equivalent of Jim Morrison, “flavor-tripping” through nature’s kitchen.

If, like the total wuss above, “your days of hallucinogenic drug use are behind you,” then maybe you already knew about miracle berries. Wuss. Snob*.

Miracle fruit taste test: berry vs. tablet | Daily Dish | Los Angeles Times

*Yeah, I totally want to try this.