29th
Open for submission
I’m half tempted to make this an erotic fiction piece on bondage and dominance play in the bedroom, but that’s not why we’re here. That’s not what smooshes us together today, and I will not be distracted from my mission - from our purpose - by some flaccid double entendre of a title. No.
Friends, I come to you today with news of relief. Relief from the torture of witnessing my maniacal obsession with the new CNN website. Relief from the rants, from the prurient humor, and from the juvenile puns. Relief from the nightmare of carefree entertainment and lighthearted captions that these CNN readymades invite.
Announcing “Accidental” Comic Strips By CNN.com. Preventing punitive dashboard clutter since today of 2009. My apologies, and you’re welcome, in roughly that order.
Submissions are welcome - encouraged, even. Go to http://cnnwtf.tumblr.com/submit to play.
