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She told me there were naked statues everywhere,” the guard said. “I said, ‘Those statues are 400 years old. You’re from the 21st century.’
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MET’S NUDE BUST - New York Post
The purile 21-y.o. art student in me loves this story. The upstanding 37-y.o. professional and father in me loves this story. I can’t remember the last time those two brats agreed on anything.