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You're welcome, Vatican.

  • Me: NO WAY are we going to the pool at this point. Your behavior this morning has been wretched.
  • (sudden thunder and rain)
  • Me: Well, apparently God agrees that you don't deserve to go to the pool today.
  • Jack: Yeah, apparently he agrees that NOBODY deserves to go...
  • Me: That's a powerful illustration of just how BAD you've been. You just think about that.
  • (deafening downpour)