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And other dumb ideas, hippie.
- Jon: Why can't you get apples from vending machines? Why does it have to be all junk food?
- Me: Apples from vending machines? Why don't you just move to Russia?
- Jon: What? I'm serious, Barnesy. Or, like, dried fruit? What about dried cranberries?
- Me: Or how about patchouli oil, or maybe a volkswagen bus? Communist. Hippie. I can't believe I invited you hunting with me.