26th
This wackjob has written a dating manifesto that includes his requirements for the ladies, things like:
3.2. Body:
She is extremely attractive. She’s HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.
She is sexy. VERY sexy.
She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.
She has excellent posture.
She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions.
Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)
She is in excellent health, although she may have some minor health issues she is working on.
She is tobacco free and drug free. She is either alcohol free or nearly so.
She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.
Her home is clean, orderly and uncluttered. However, if she has small children living with her, messes caused by her kids are okay.
Obviously I was all set to reply until I saw the closing paragraphs about how he doesn’t like rock music, television, or pets.
—via quietbrava
I wasn’t going to reblog this but it was the only way I could stop the puking.