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My transformation into a supervillain is underway. I always imagined this would be a painful, or otherwise horrific, process; in fact, I’m experiencing little physical sensation at all! Painlessness doesn’t mean this metamorphosis is without its snags, however. To calm my nerves, I started a to-do list: Supervillain name ideas! (10 by EOD Thursday!) Discover super power when least expected Beware of fate-altering encounters with apparently random strangers!! Disguise Lair (too much laundry in basement. Call Dawn & John’s realtor) Dietary changes? Origin story (kill parents) Cybernetics - yes/no? How much is “too much”? Handwritten diary Computer virus There’s a lot to do, and that’s probably a grossly incomplete list! And how long I have to figure this out is anyone’s guess. Oh well! Such is life!

My transformation into a supervillain is underway. I always imagined this would be a painful, or otherwise horrific, process; in fact, I’m experiencing little physical sensation at all! Painlessness doesn’t mean this metamorphosis is without its snags, however. To calm my nerves, I started a to-do list:

  1. Supervillain name ideas! (10 by EOD Thursday!)
  2. Discover super power when least expected
  3. Beware of fate-altering encounters with apparently random strangers!!
  4. Disguise
  5. Lair (too much laundry in basement. Call Dawn & John’s realtor)
  6. Dietary changes?
  7. Origin story (kill parents)
  8. Cybernetics - yes/no? How much is “too much”?
  9. Handwritten diary
  10. Computer virus

There’s a lot to do, and that’s probably a grossly incomplete list! And how long I have to figure this out is anyone’s guess. Oh well! Such is life!

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