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@sloganeerist? Is that you?

shoesonwrong:

Okay, I will hop on the meme train. For years, my imaginary boyfriend was Joseph Gordon Levitt because he was on 3rd Rock From The Sun and I was, well, thirteen. But now everyone loves him and I resent him for that.

Peter Sarsgaard is my new imaginary boyfriend. Except in Boys Don’t Cry. We broke up for that one. Because, you know, homophobic rapist.

Plus, he’s married to my imaginary girlfriend, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and is brothers-in-law with Jake Gyllenhaal. I could sleep my way through the whole damn family.

Source: advancedslacking

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yodelmachine said: Oh. Total yum. Except for Boys Don’t Cry. Which, incidentally, made Chloe Sevigny one of my imaginary girlfriends. Hilary Swank also but mostly Chloe.
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essdogg said: I once had an hourlong, one-on-one conversation with Peter (I was a driver for the Sundance Labs). A few years later he and Maggie moved in around the corner from us in Brooklyn. He’s good people.
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My longtime devotion to/obsession with Peter Sarsgaard has been tested and tried many times
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Excuse me but Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been MY...from the Sun. And I’m not breaking
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onesmallfire said: Oh my yes.
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