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Yo dawg I herd you like pokemon games so we put a pokemon game in ur pokemon game so you can thoroughly lose touch with reality by your 9th birthday but don’t worry about that, because you won’t have the intellectual firepower or conceptual framework to realize either the dilemma or its crippling nature unless someone puts down his iPhone and rips that thing from your grip, jettisoning both devices and the mindless distraction they enable in favor of an impossible, alternate existence we all blab about wanting but do profoundly little to create.