I'll show you my blog.

Mar
6th

Sat

Hell of a packing job there, biggs9193.

It will, no doubt, surprise you to learn that the 17” iMac (which you described as being “in working condition” last week) arrived today and was found to be in “physically distressed, nonworking condition.” Weird, right? Here, check out my unboxing set on Flickr. You’d think an improvised shipping container that protected three of the computer’s 4 corners would have been good enough! Three out of four ain’t bad, right? I know! And who needs padding when the screen already has a deep gash in it? What’s the point?

Anyway, I’m erasing the hard drive now, and will lay down a fresh OS to evaluate whether or not this computer can be made to work. That’s how I’m spending my Saturday morning. At least the coffee’s in working order.

Mar
5th

Fri

“It’s Microsoft tech, so we’ll see it like never.”

Until you’re incarcerated for a crime you’re about to commit, Ben.

The dude abides.

Mar
4th

Thu

Modest @sween is modest.

For @sween and @poeks’ inspired Criterion Collection project, I performed two tweets. One, by @fireland, was included in the project. The second, of a @sween tweet, was quietly discarded. The soft spot it left in my heart remains.

Source: twitter.com/sween/status/4749907295

nevver:

G-Force

Fact: wrist communicators. Hell yeah.

Put your ideas and dreams in your mind and you will get in your hands. Show all your business NOW!!!

—

@juanarce, “Netpreneur” (via toldorknown)

I’ll get in your hands.

Mar
3rd

Wed

Here’s the entire 15 seconds Julie and I shot for Bailey’s Birthday video. It’s okay. You can admit to watching it over and over for the almost-boob shot. I mean I can admit.

YOU NEED TO LEARN MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR SOCIAL wait now I'm lost

You’re going to SXSW, right? You know you are. (Unless you’re not.) And you know, if there’s one thing you need to get while you’re there, it’s more strategies. Marketing strategies. And not just any marketing strategies. Strategies that enable you to - indeed, demand that you - forget about marketing completely. So you can focus on what you love.

MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR SOCIAL WAIT NOW I’M LOST
TUESDAY, MARCH 16 at 3:30 PM
Including me, Birdhouse creators Cameron Hunt and Adam Lisagor, and you

Successful social media marketing campaigns are hard to engineer; harder to implement, except when your users do it for you without you asking… or even knowing. We’ll discuss how - and why - exactly that happened when Sandwich Dynamics launched Birdhouse, and what social media marketers can learn about NOT leveraging their followers.

It’s a conundrum wrapped inside a paradox, loosely wrapped in an enigma, placed gently next to a mystery, next to which lives the truth (or at least a truth) on a tabletop made of dreams from which waking up is neither an option nor not an option.

Come dream with us for an hour.

(via youmightfindyourself via davidherrold)

jasonpermenter:

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction:

“Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have a(n) [adjective] day - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Happy birthday, Bailey. Your wonderfully strange friends love you.