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Mar
8th
Mon
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On the home screen.
These are the apps on the first of 5 screens of apps, between which I traverse when I need to find apps not located on whatever screen at which I happen to presently be looking. I tend to group apps based on which spots are available, and sometimes I move icons around a little bit when I’m pretending I don’t have a thousand more important matters to which to attend. Sometimes, I can’t find an app on any of my 5 screens of apps. Then I just forget about it. Systems!

On the home screen.

These are the apps on the first of 5 screens of apps, between which I traverse when I need to find apps not located on whatever screen at which I happen to presently be looking. I tend to group apps based on which spots are available, and sometimes I move icons around a little bit when I’m pretending I don’t have a thousand more important matters to which to attend. Sometimes, I can’t find an app on any of my 5 screens of apps. Then I just forget about it. Systems!

Mar
7th
Sun
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It’s only been a month since Neven posted his Tomato-butter sauce recipe on Salt & Fat, and I’m already a hard-core addict. A devoted friend. An insatiable lover. Just look at it there, sprawled out on its back, smiling at me, beckoning. That’s right, you saucy little thing. You’ll be in my mouth soon. I can almost taste you from here.

It’s only been a month since Neven posted his Tomato-butter sauce recipe on Salt & Fat, and I’m already a hard-core addict. A devoted friend. An insatiable lover. Just look at it there, sprawled out on its back, smiling at me, beckoning. That’s right, you saucy little thing. You’ll be in my mouth soon. I can almost taste you from here.

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If I own a coffee shop, and one of my loyal customers stops checking in, and then people start checking in to the coffee truck three blocks away, I need to do something. Or if I’m a frozen-yogurt place, and most people coming to my location come from a certain gym down the street, there’s an effective opportunity to cross-promote. We’re trying to find value through that kind of feedback, and we want to offer tools to get venue owners to act smarter around marketing and cross-promotion.

Foursquare executive, Tristan Walker, on why I don’t use Foursquare.

(source via @newmediajim)

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So, this happened.
We’re absolute beginners, Jason and I are. We’ve recorded a few things together now, but I’m a horrible editor and friend, so none of it has made it beyond my studio walls. Plus I’ve been busy. What I’m saying is, we don’t want to promise too much more than we can deliver. But we’ll be airing last night’s calls (those I managed to record, at least) soon, and are looking into streaming as an alternative to relying on me to learn to edit in my nonexistent free time a way to preserve spontaneity and fun!
Our audio askhole can be reached at 412-368-5402. Put it in your phone. Call whenever you want. (You can also Skype us.) We’ll announce when we’re recording, and when we’re not recording, you can still leave messages and we’ll get back to you. Maybe it’ll be fun. Last night sure was.

So, this happened.

We’re absolute beginners, Jason and I are. We’ve recorded a few things together now, but I’m a horrible editor and friend, so none of it has made it beyond my studio walls. Plus I’ve been busy. What I’m saying is, we don’t want to promise too much more than we can deliver. But we’ll be airing last night’s calls (those I managed to record, at least) soon, and are looking into streaming as an alternative to relying on me to learn to edit in my nonexistent free time a way to preserve spontaneity and fun!

Our audio askhole can be reached at 412-368-5402. Put it in your phone. Call whenever you want. (You can also Skype us.) We’ll announce when we’re recording, and when we’re not recording, you can still leave messages and we’ll get back to you. Maybe it’ll be fun. Last night sure was.

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Mar
6th
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4. Outgrow the box metaphor.

If you guys are decent odds makers, I should feel pretty good about my chances with the whole to-do about the computer. The dude didn’t write me back after that last note, so I opened a case in eBay’s “Resolution Center,” where they promised me, “We’ve got you covered.”

So, fine. All’s well that ends the way I want it to, etc. But this leaves me with my original challenge: Finding an inexpensive, reliable iMac for my kids. My old first generation Powerbook Ti G4 couldn’t cut it. Makes me think I should get them a 17” Intel iMac like this one, but it’s more than I was hoping to spend. Moreover, I’ve never bought from this Gainsaver place and don’t want to waste more time on nonsense like what’s consumed today.

So, guys, where would you go if you were me?

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3. Make him open the box.

Surely, he’ll listen to reason.

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Joe,

I think you should reconsider your position.

I videotaped the unboxing, the start-up, and the OS reload failures because it was clear from the exterior packaging that it had been poorly packaged. If I have to dispute this and report you to eBay, I have a very clear case.

Let’s not go down that road. The stated return policy allows for returns and a full refund. I will be content to receive that refund plus the cost of return shipping. If you facilitate that without further difficulty, I will not report you for fraud.

Geoff
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No? What do you think are the odds he’ll agree to resolve it without a fight?

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2. Put your junk in the box.

Heard back from my seller. What a shame.

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The computer was in perfect condition before i sent it so the return key came off during shipping the power cord was fine and so was the case and i said in the auction that the OS at to be upgraded and i took to it the apple store and the said they could do it so just take it up there and they will upgrade it for you

I am not accepting returns because the computer worked fine when i had it

- biggs9193

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1. Cut a hole in the box.

So, yeah. That computer is going back, and I’m asking him to cover the cost of return shipping since he misrepresented the computer’s condition in his auction. Let’s follow along as the next chapter in this story unfolds…

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Dear biggs9193,


I received the computer yesterday. Unfortunately, upon opening it this morning, I found it to have significant defects not disclosed in the auction post:

1. The bottom, right corner of the case is broken and open, exposing the interior.

2. There is a deep scratch in the surface of the monitor, causing light and color distortions along its edge.

3. The keyboard’s return key is unattached.

4. The power cord is cosmetically damaged.

5. The computer is not in working condition. Specifically, the OS seems corrupted. The menu bar will not load. System preferences will not open. The dock is missing - not hidden, but missing. No applications will open.

I tried to upgrade the OS, but the computer will not accept an upgrade. It experiences kernel panic on restart 9 times out of 10.

I will be returning this computer, and since its condition was misrepresented in the auction, I would like you to cover the cost of return shipping. How would you like to handle that?

Thanks,
Geoff

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Photo-graph #1: Percentage of time I have a beard vs. percentage of time I don’t have a beard.

Photo-graph #1: Percentage of time I have a beard vs. percentage of time I don’t have a beard.