May 2011
On Dainty Hobos & Common Decency
See, now this is just uncalled for.
Jon (Dascola, actually from Pittsburgh) is one of the most sartorially skilled men I know. Whereas I let my beard grow unbounded from zygomatic arch to clavicle, Jon fastidiously trims his facial hairs, creating what amounts to a DMZ between his jawline and his jungle chest - mention of which threatens to take us in an entirely unnecessary if sexy direction....
April 2011
Next-Level Relationship Advice
Compliment your lady to make her feel special.
For instance, if she is stressed out because she’s running late to her dentist appointment earlier this morning, she might say:
“See you in a bit, hon! When I get back, I’ll have a great smile!”
To which you can respond:
“You already have a great smile! You just need to use it!”
She’ll remember sensitive...
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Only YOU can help Abby pass English 115 →
My plan is to do a five minute video. I’ll have text asking the question, clips of people answering it, repeat. And I swore up and down that you guys are reliable and would do this for me, so, you know, please?
Dudes, help her put that still-relatively-new MacBook to good use. Now. RIGHT NOW. (There’s a deadline or whatever. Groan, academia.)
What could possibly go wrong?
“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...”
– Ira Glass (via wilwheaton)
As I used to tell my students, it’s a numbers game. If you make enough paintings, you will get better. Eventually, a greater percentage of the paintings you make will be paintings you consider to be good.
Watchofficialbeastieboys:
Good people, unfortunately due to circumstances beyond our control, the “clean” version of our new album, The Hot Sauce Committee pt 2 has leaked. So as a hostile and retaliatory measure with great hubris we are making the full explicit aka filthy dirty nasty version available for streaming on our site. We hope this brings much happiness, hugs, and harmony. Enjoy Kikoos for...
Making Small Talk With My Friend's Kid
tensexyladies:
“You’re, what, like four years old?”
“Nine.”
“Wow, you look great, bro. So what are you into these days? Pokemon? Uh. Pogs?”
“I think a lot about space.”
“Outer space.”
“Yeah.”
“Flying saucers and shit?”
“Space is vast.”
“Look at you with the vast.”
“Some of the stars we see today might’ve blown up a long time ago. We don’t know.”
“Pretty freaky, man. What’s your...
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Gas drilling OK'd despite protests of residents
Authority votes to allow drilling in community park in North Hills.
Despite the overwhelming opposition of more than two dozen residents, the Avonworth Municipal Authority on Thursday gave the go-ahead for Marcellus Shale gas drilling beneath park property along Camp Horne Road.
(read the whole thing - it’s short)
The community park in question is called ACORD Community Park....
I long for a version of Tumblr that is basically a...
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I live 23 miles away from where I work, and am therefore wracked with guilt almost all the time even though my car gets very good gas mileage especially since I drive a manual transmission and I can pop it out of gear and coast down hills. Still, 23 miles is like 2/3 of a gallon of gas and that is a lot, both in cost to my budget and my carbon footprint. I try to make up for it...
Frankly, I was hoping you'd never find this.
The fact that you did highlights not just my carelessness in this regard, but a failure to perform multiple duties I’ve sworn to perform. But find it you did, and that’s that. Now, I must explain everything. I can see that I have your attention.
Mulvane is a small town, about an hour north of the Oklahoma border. It’s situated in an oil-rich corridor that stretches from Denton...
