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You’re not following @meetingguy? Slacker.

Too much of a good thing? I'll be sure...

I’ve completely lost touch with what’s funny. ...

My grandmother, in her final, dementia-riddled days, would...

“As anybody who lives in a mid-sized American city knows, the...”
— iBurgh complaint department...

“This AR (augmented reality) economy is moving faster than we...”
— The Wall Has Fallen: 3...

This, atop the ever shrinking list of reasons to keep a...

Round-the-clock cleanup of the David L. Lawrence Convention...

I guess today wasn't the best day to...

Thanks for stealing my thunder again, Jason.

“She told me there were naked statues everywhere,” the...”
— MET’S NUDE BUST - New...

A terrible conflagration is underway. This man -...

I can get toplessness updates from Wikipedia via Twitter? No...

You know, I'm a bit tired of hearing...

(via ronbailey)

Exercise extreme caution. (One of many WANTED posters my...

@CranberryPerson has a Tumblr and it is...

suburbanreport: I introduced Heather to the world of my imaginary friends last night, when we had...

I clicked JOIN THE SHARKS, because if...

There’s Jon and Amy adjusting the tilt on the second of our...

Nobody loves orchids.

27 people like tomatoes. #tumblrinsight

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23)

Exotic cleaning continues at the David L. Lawrence...

Oh hai, heirloom tomatoes wot I made in my garden. I am...

That’s the ballgame, folks.

So true. One of the English language’s endless wells...

You're welcome, Vatican.

Me: NO WAY are we going to the pool at this point. Your behavior this morning has been wretched.
(sudden thunder and rain)
Me: Well, apparently God agrees that you don't deserve to go to the pool today.
Jack: Yeah, apparently he agrees that NOBODY deserves to go...
Me: That's a powerful illustration of just how BAD you've been. You just think about that.
(deafening downpour)

Alright, well so much for professions like mine. ...

I don't mind telling you, a couple of...

I’m not trying to be gratuitous today. I don’t...

President Barack Obama interacts with art outside the August...

Why am I even here?

dascola: So here I am sitting and working on the G20...

Vote for my SXSW panel full of funny Twitter...

Confession: I think maybe I don't...

Can someone explain it to me?

poeks: Superneato, detailed, side-by-side comparisons of the...

All night, I was wondering where Jon was. “Where is...

Help put the "us" in "Austin" for SXSW...

A couple of months ago, I submitted two very solid SXSW presentation proposals with a mix of three...

Bring on the chicks.

FuckYeahTheDecemberists.

At the Decemberists show, with @CranberryPerson a few rows...

See the view between our offices and where the G20 Summit will be held, in this really brief, really...

The “HeyG20” project viewing area, from my...

I usually can’t relate to cats.

Rarely does an image appease my inner aesthete and my OCD...

Earlier today, I wrote briefly about a G20-related project...

I met Matt and enjoyed every minute of...

This G20 post desperately needs a better...

So, I’m going to start “blogging” about a couple of really fun projects...

I must be molting. I can’t get enough of this song, or the accompanying tears. (Scrub to 1:10...

timofey: thelos: aewsome: ryanetics: ...

There’s a correlation between how few photos I took,...

“While inconvenient, such “social distancing”...”
— FUCKYEAHBRUCELEE Are we...

It’s Monday, and for me that means welcome back from a...

“Performance Toilets” is a product category now?

What modesty prevents them from telling you in Canada is how...

Me and my baby, atop the divide, Kancamagus Pass, New...

Still on vacation in Maine. Today is Julie’s...

Turns out I’M luckyshirt. nicky36: @Nicky36 Yours...

Shopping with dad, getting back to my...

Home Depot Greeter: Can I help you find anything?
My dad: Toilets.
Home Depot Greeter: To use, or to buy?
My dad: Well I guess if they test well...

My pictures are crappy, but the time I had was great. I want...