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WISH WE WERE THERE!

Aug 1st

I’ll be more serious with the sexy photograph Thursday...

Jul 30th

Sexy Sex Thursday.

Jul 30th

For the love of Narcissus, Wednesday is...

Jul 29th

Any designers out there in Tumblr land? I’m trying to...

Jul 29th

And other dumb ideas, hippie.

Jon: Why can't you get apples from vending machines? Why does it have to be all junk food?
Me: Apples from vending machines? Why don't you just move to Russia?
Jon: What? I'm serious, Barnesy. Or, like, dried fruit? What about dried cranberries?
Me: Or how about patchouli oil, or maybe a volkswagen bus? Communist. Hippie. I can't believe I invited you hunting with me.

Jul 28th

The best thing about getting New York Times updates on my...

Jul 28th

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen - let alone,...

Jul 28th

Rise up and get your heart on.

Jul 28th

poeks: Hey Meme Haterz, let me show you some awesome. So...

Jul 28th

Watch

Julie knows a good shoulder dance - that much is clear. Not so much for Jon.

Jul 28th

Hold still, you. Here I come.

Jul 27th

Listen

lilykily: lidmo: dascola: baileygenine: texburgher: “I Love Everybody” (especially you) ...

Jul 27th

OK, now close your eyes real tight, and...

Jul 27th

Listen

“I Love Everybody” (especially you) You know who you are.

Jul 27th

Pull up a chair. The “presentation” is...

Jul 27th

Palin’s Resignation: The Edited Version |...

Jul 27th

Newsworthy enough to be followed by @NKNewsFeed since 2009....

Jul 27th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-26)

Jul 27th

This is not what I agreed to.

Jul 26th

Thanks to advanced internet technology, my facial...

Jul 26th

What kind of chump drinks premixed margaritas, anyways?

Jul 26th

We’re in negotiations, Julie and me. She likes the Doc...

Jul 25th

Not so long ago, I had a realization - that everything in my...

Jul 24th

Watch

HahahahahahahahahaColdplay.

Jul 24th

jonathaneunice: (via 778 : fatherion :...

Jul 24th

Wireframes Magazine Proving that I am an ostrich with my...

Jul 24th

Finally (and thank god, right? because how many pictures of...

Jul 24th

Compare: Delicious @mayafish, simply delicious. Delicious,...

Jul 24th

This postcard from @chinurse reminds me of my own years in...

Jul 24th

So, @melmaren sent me the most confounding stuff in the...

Jul 24th

If only there was some way to be alerted by a completely...

Jul 23rd

Jul 23rd

Watch

This is why you never talk to me at night.

Jul 23rd

“Is 15 seconds here and there that big a deal? Well, Verizon...”
— State of the Art - Cellphone...

Jul 23rd

Listen

sloganeerist: Hey, you tumblrs. Check it out. It’s the soft launch of… The Podcasty Podcast with...

Jul 22nd

Edward Tufte: Courses I do believe I now know where...

Jul 21st

The charming Lindsay (@lindstifa) joined us for dinner this...

Jul 21st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-19)

Jul 20th

lilykily: I may try this. That makes two of us. I wonder...

Jul 19th

Fifteen Movies

Without thinking? Crap, okay. Star Wars Jaws A Taxing Woman The Double Life of Veronique The...

Jul 18th

Kids are away for a few hours. Chores can wait....

Jul 18th

Oh by the way, the now infamous shirt...

Jul 18th

Back from Potter, learned a few new tricks. Who wants to...

Jul 18th

HE’S REAL! Not only did he make my pen disappear, look...

Jul 17th

This clearly means to them what Star Wars meant to me at...

Jul 17th

FULLY LEVERAGED.

Jul 17th

samhey: fuckyeahtexburghersonme: @samhey gives a sip to...

Jul 17th

My Twitterbelle PLUS

I’m not going to lie to you. There are 17 people on this list of the top 10 Twitterbelle*...

Jul 17th

Listen

luckyshirt: Real Men Of Genius: Mr. Social Networking Follower/Unfollower. My children are...

Jul 17th

Listen

“Hello, Mr. Barnes? The 1990’s called. Someone named Derek X? I’d never heard of...

Jul 16th

There’s Jon, on the right, passionately trying to...

Jul 16th

You're some handsome, clever,...

Jul 16th

luckyshirt: Right-click the image to download the MP3 of...

Jul 16th

I’m teachin’ ‘em young, Bailey, so they...

Jul 14th

Ultimate animal stack.

Jul 14th

“Finally, and related to this, is the phenomenon whereby the...”
— DARK AGES AMERICA — Blog...

Jul 14th

My other 27% loves pseudoscience.

Jul 14th

“As he kissed her, the living daylights shot out of...

Jul 14th

notactuallyme: Almost to the summit. Another by Vincent...

Jul 14th

Perhaps the most memorable part of the weekend for fellow...

Jul 13th

shuffstuff: Does anyone know how to stop an invasion of gnats into a dorm room? This is gross. Put...

Jul 13th

Every now and then, the turnpike gives us a gorgeous ride...

Jul 13th

The best part about visiting New York is spending the day...

Jul 12th

You know who else “appreciated good design?”

Jul 12th

Heck of a job we’re doing with it too.

Jul 11th

Jul 11th

Smiths album cover display, MOMA

Jul 11th

Got the car back. Anyone know a good spot in Manhattan where...

Jul 11th

It starts with “information” and ends with...

Jul 11th

Wherein we retrieve our vehicle from the impound lot. ...

Jul 11th

I would be remiss to proceed with my weekend of leisure...

Jul 10th

Well hello, PA Turnpike.

Jul 10th

Jul 9th

I am so screwed.

Jul 9th

Jul 9th

dwineman: Oh, that’s just me mocking Tweeteorites on their...

Jul 9th

My Josh Keyes painting. Let me show you it.

Jul 9th

Jul 8th

“Timewave zero, which is part of Novelty theory, is a...”
— 2012 doomsday prediction -...

Jul 8th

thedayhascome: “Scorch II”, 30”x40”, acrylic on panel,...

Jul 8th

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“I’m sorry, we didn’t budget for this.”

Jul 8th

If you need me, I’ll be in the glorious past.

Jul 8th

Ok, so who is coming to the wedding?

jessabelle2o7: baileygenine: Luckyshirt already claimed “Snarky Bartender”, so you better pick...

Jul 8th

You're Welcome

I’d imagine I can manage that. Jon owes me bigtime for all those trips to Build-a-Bear....

Jul 8th

You're Welcome

nicky36: I was going to post a picture of myself innocently enjoying a Popsicle. But then I realized...

Jul 7th

You do not want to marry a designer who...

baileygenine: texburgher: Me? Jealous? Why do you ask? HOW COME I FEEL LIKE THIS IS DIRECTED...

Jul 7th

You do not want to marry a designer who...

Me? Jealous? Why do you ask?

Jul 7th

Eat a peach, damnit. (Can I really be the ringbearer?)

Jul 7th

And the postcards are in the mail.

Jul 7th

First of all: Hey, Luckyshirt! Check it out, I got the extra...

Jul 6th

I’m ready to take the next step in this relationship....

Jul 6th

I am sorry this picture is so small. Sorrier than I can...

Jul 6th

Sometimes a snapshot is your greatest ally. Take this one...

Jul 6th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-5)

Jul 6th

July the fifth in five parts, with thanks to Tumblr (and...

Jul 6th

“They grow up so fast.” 8 y.o. Jack, looking...

Jul 5th

The Butler County Fair was a thing to behold. There were...

Jul 5th

I’m tempted to come back tomorrow to see what the...

Jul 5th

The fair was incredible. Even the dinner menu was...

Jul 5th

Listen

The chickens cry because they’re afraid of bring judged. It’s sad, really.

Jul 4th

Cannot recommend chickens

Geoff Barnes: This county fair has it all though. Monster trucks, chicken judging, ponies, rides, champion chainsaw sculptors, cotton candy.
Geoff Barnes: I'm onna do me some chicken judging.
Geoff Barnes: TOO FEATHERY.
Ben Compton: ATTITUDE PROBLEM
Geoff Barnes: OFFENSIVE BEAK POSTURE.
Ben Compton: POOR ACCESSIBILITY SUPPORT
Geoff Barnes: NOT EXTENSIBLE.
Ben Compton: INTERNATIONALIZATION/PERSONALIZATION NIGHTMARE
Geoff Barnes: Fucking chickens. I swear.
Ben Compton: don't look at me, chickens
Ben Compton: you disgust me

Jul 4th

Watch

delgrosso: This guy really, really loves America. I hope your not scared. Because I sure as hell...

Jul 4th

Being a mirror for Jack completely screws up his sulking...

Jul 4th

The 30-days-to-vacation countown begins today. Cue T-Pain.

Jul 2nd

At 21st St. Café, home of not one, but two, Clover coffee...

Jul 2nd