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Julie appearing to give Dascola a second helping of whatfor.
May 31st
One of my favorite pictures of Jul and me together. For Foxy...
May 29th
“To act fairly would be to follow the rules. To act...”
— Daring Fireball: Excerpts From...
May 29th

Speaking of beeping:

Leave it to Tony’s inspiring writing to reach into a forgotten corner of my brain and pull out...
May 29th
GPOYPF (Via Invisibleman)
May 29th
“What you’re talking about is what the illiterate call...”
— David Mamet, from On Directing...
May 29th

How not to talk about it.

You know when, at the bathroom sink at work, there’s water pooling up near the counter’s...
May 28th
Hold me. From The Double Life of Veronique
May 28th
“Customers who used to come to us two or three times a week...”
— From Bangkok to Berlin, Hard...
May 28th
“Michael Hausauer, a psychotherapist in Oakland, Calif., said...”
— Texting May Be Taking a Toll...
May 28th
Listen Listen
The Replacements, “I’ll Be You”
May 28th
In which a runaway habit is being curbed. These kinds of...
May 28th
Watch Watch
mrgan: It’s… Panic Sale! (There’s a higher-res version of the video on Cabel’s blog) What...
May 27th
rrrrred: UX!! (via Rrrrred) “Ha! Who *designed* this poor...
May 27th
GPOYW(earing)Y(our)A(rrive)H(aving)E(aten)T(shirt)W(hile)L(is...
May 27th

I thought about making some t-shirts one...

May 27th

While you (I) were (was) out:

The lawn got mowed and the hedges trimmed. The order is downright French. The café lights went...
May 26th
In which we know exactly how much coffee remains in the...
May 26th
bananagrams: Boy meets Han. Who the hell watches Star Wars...
May 26th
Yeah, it’s that I hate the troops. <rant...
May 26th
Atacolypse 2009.
May 25th
Listen Listen
The neighbor’s “band practice.” I know. What a lucky SOB I am, right?
May 25th
Big Säle
May 25th
In which we again debate the relative merits of the tonsure...
May 25th
EVERYONE LOVED THE BANANAS AND THEN WE HAD A DANCE PARTY.
May 23rd
At tonight’s Little League Memorial Day Tournament...
May 22nd
What’s she gonna do with all thaOW! POST! POST!
May 22nd
(via mnmnj), (via timestolen), and maybe a half dozen...
May 21st

To clarify: With the one exception that...

SENT FROM GERDHOUSE.
May 20th
GPOYW “Thanks for nothing, Monday” edition.
May 20th
jasonpermenter: Those’re all monkeys, like the ones from the...
May 20th
So, my Twootenanny photos (and a growing number of...
May 18th
rrrrred: Done deal (via Rrrrred) Ben sells AHE shirts out...
May 18th
rrrrred: Geoff & Julie (via Rrrrred) Cute picture of...
May 18th
arielwaldman: If the British designed the galaxy Milky...
May 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 18th

I uploaded my Twootenanny photos, but...

That’s dumb. Beyond words. And I’m impatient now. I’ll return to adding those...
May 18th
Twootenanny 2009 on Flickr
May 17th
Yo dawg, we heard you like pictures of yourself. So we put a...
May 17th
More moments I vaguely remember.
May 17th
In which we prepare to invade Golf Galaxy for the last time.
May 17th
Lipstick by strawberry pie.
May 17th
The morning after.
May 17th
May 17th
Fucking ear mites.
May 16th
Look, Justine! No hands (left)!
May 16th
Listen Listen
Okay. If @ladawn, @luckyshirt, and @jkresen can render such performances, I can damn sure TRY. Here...
May 16th

WHOA WHOA, I WAS JUST KIDDING!

The Squirrel Cage is OPEN, and we are ON. No worries, sorry for the false alarm. I just wanted an...
May 16th

SHAZBOT! TURNS OUT THE SQUIRREL CAGE IS...

I HOPE YOUR NOT MAD.
May 15th
Listen Listen
Julie picks up with part two of the Tumblr Singalong.
May 15th
zolora: Sir, the Zoloramobile is, how do you say, not...
May 15th
jimray: The world has spoken and it prefers inflatable...
May 15th

Something about relationships

Today, I mailed my final payment to my divorce attorney. Felt great. The end of an era. Tomorrow, I...
May 15th
I could single-handedly crash Tumblr with all my flower...
May 15th
Julie in heaven, May 2008, at her favorite flower shop in...
May 15th
Watch Watch
“Business Time” (Flight of the Conchords) I do get tired of watching this sometimes.
May 15th
[smiles and waves, shouting] Pull over at the next rest...
May 14th

I could really go for a little unplanned...

May 14th

self love

irreverend: Oops, I think I just liked myself. What I meant to like was they fly-down story on...
May 14th
Watch Watch
In my mind, this is what every one of Julie’s work days is like. To hear her tell it, there...
May 14th

Crescent moon

irreverend: Yesterday, at the end of a three-hour class that involved a whole lot of writing on...
May 14th
luckyshirt: GCPOYT Gratuitous Childhood Picture of...
May 14th

T-Shirts

arrivehavingeaten: The t-shirts are done and in my possession. We’re really busy with the...
May 14th

You guys didn't reassure me fast enough,...

May 14th
MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today
May 14th
WOOD MAN HAVE IDEA HOW MAKE FLOWER PLANT MAKE BABY.
May 13th
“Second, we’ve started designing a new feature which...”
— Twitter Blog: We Learned A...
May 13th
Future trial lawyers at work.
May 13th
bliccy: I SHALL CALL THEM CUPPENS. And they look simply...
May 13th
GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE MEATUP THIS WEEKEND!!!!!
May 13th
Watch Watch
justfantastic: You. Are. Welcome. (h/t Porto_Rock) YOU OWE ME 6 MINUTES, 4 SECONDS, AND MY...
May 13th
“WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT...”
— kanYe West : Blog : ...
May 13th
dascola: GPOMW@TBTPT Gratuitous Picture of Me With...
May 13th

Tiny explanation

About that tweet: Angie Harmon and I were elementary school classmates in the 70’s at...
May 13th
TWAIMPW (Things wot are in my pockets Wednesday) ...
May 13th
Yes on Equal Rights
May 13th
YUCK FEAH BEING COOLED OFF BY CAPED CRUSADER BLADES OF...
May 12th
May 12th
milkglassmao: For those of you destined for Pittsburgh: A...
May 12th
If there’s such thing as Too Much Warhol Museum In...
May 12th
gordonshumway: Hell yes, I’ll be hitting The Warhol on...
May 12th
Listen Listen
I AM your father.
May 12th

Pricing 101, Aveda style

Follow these simple instructions: Start with empty container. Can you fit a dime through the...
May 12th
Listen Listen
inthefade: Eric B and Rakim - Microphone Fiend Because I woke up with this in my head today. ...
May 12th

Your honors student pays my juvenile...

When I went to wake Jack for school this morning, I noticed a crumpled $10 bill on his nightstand....
May 12th

Damn, guys.

silversmith: Losing one of you sucks. I guess this means I’ll have to get up the courage to go to...
May 12th
“My milkshake.”
May 11th
Not much. Just kickin’ back, havin’ a brü....
May 11th
Mom Monday? Assuming we’re all finished making...
May 11th
LOOK AT THIS AWESOME CEILING FAN. JUST LOOK AT IT. CEILING...
May 11th

Longest What Does Your Tumblr Name Mean?...

clapifyoulikeme: My Tumblr name (also my Twitter name and old AIM name), clapifyoulikeme, was...
May 11th
“Ok, go.” “No, you go.” “No, you.” And then we ate some...
May 10th
“Ok, go.” “No, you go.” “No,...
May 10th

On musical tutorials

On our walk to lunch, I was asking Julie about the title to that song that goes, “Don’t...
May 9th

Today's Catch

Some days, we don’t leave for the t-ball games until 10 minutes before they begin. With three...
May 9th
flowerfriday
May 8th
Unfortunately, those are your only two options. ...
May 8th

While Twitter's down, I'm taking some...

May 8th
Zero rhymes with hero. And now you’re my biggest one. ...
May 8th

I'm no social media expert, but I'm...

(via brilliantorange)
May 8th
If you’re not following @ChiNurse, you’re...
May 8th
Can’t wait to see Explaining Twitter’s coverage...
May 8th
Fine. But ever so slightly, the tickle’s off.
May 8th
BBC NEWS | South Asia | Thousands flee Pakistan fighting
May 8th
Listen Listen
A little something to remind myself an excuse is a diseased feather next to the golden anvil of...
May 8th
In case it wasn’t already obvious, I preemptively...
May 8th

Apples

Wow, this Pink Lady is so fantastic! I’m eating it right now! My god, is it ever juicy! Its...
May 8th

Police Line. Do not cross.

As I watch my tumblarity race downward, I think, “Is that the best you can do?? Down 81 111...
May 8th
Ctrl+P to print this picture of a print of a photo of a...
May 7th
MySpace Angle Thursday.
May 7th

MySpace Angle

The MySpace Angle is a photographic art form not to be taken lightly. Done just right, it can...
May 7th
Listen Listen
There has been an Explosion. The threat level indicator has been raised to “Jon Spencer...
May 7th

Please don't tell Essdogg that I'm only...

Simplifed stories, day 4.
May 7th
Hey @dascola, Rick Springfield called. He wants his shoes...
May 7th
GPOYW “No, no, I’m not kidding. Over 22,000...
May 7th

Today, I have make myself best spörk*.

*sponge for Björk Simplified stories, day 3.
May 6th
GPOYW “How I learned to stop being bitter about Chuck...
May 6th
GPOYW The Julie edition.
May 6th
This baby is my suit. At least until I’ve...
May 5th

Today, Portishead took control of me and...

Simplified stories, day 2.
May 5th
But he meant yes. (via rjdlc)
May 4th

Today, Ben's Boards of Canada collection...

Well, not entirely innocent. Still. (Simplified stories, day 1.)
May 4th

Who else has entered into Survivor-style...

May 4th
Und I STILL consider myself a VERY! LIKEABLE! NIGHTSTAND!
May 4th
Off the top of my head, I can think of scores of places to...
May 4th
“Above all, Beck.”
— 24 hours of SimplifyMedia...
May 3rd
Theater aside, this is setting an awful, shameful example...
May 3rd

Grinds my gears

secretdark: “Feminazi”. …Nothing quite betrays exactly how uncomfortable you are with the...
May 3rd
Watch Watch
Simplify My Ass Despite the incomprehensibly phat beats emanating from Ben’s Bjork...
May 3rd

I deleted you from my Simplify Media...

May 2nd

Simplify limit approaching

Yeah, I’ve hit mine. Welcome the bloodletting, as the black market for Simplify Media...
May 2nd
Stop. Just stop.
May 2nd

The First Rule of Simplify Media

The first rule of Simplify Media is apparently not not to talk about Simplify Media. It is to...
May 2nd
Road trip!
May 2nd
My loves. Let me show you them.
May 2nd

I'm now texburgher on SimplifyMedia too....

I should hasten to add: Simplify Media is not a social networking site or service in the same way as...
May 2nd

Seriously, who gets PAID to write THIS...

No single person can come up with beauty like this. It’s a collaborative effort, you see. Like...
May 1st