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Seriously, who gets PAID to write THIS...

No single person can come up with beauty like this. It’s a collaborative effort, you see. Like...
May 1st
Okay, sexy-sex Thursday. This will have to do. You guys are...
Apr 30th
Cheap C4. In the vending machine down the hall. I love this...
Apr 30th
TWOOTENANNY! Thanks @dascola for designing this kickass...
Apr 30th

How the hell are we supposed to know...

Apr 30th
bliccy: (via faneffingtastic) I’m currently located at 0,...
Apr 30th
Fluorescent puppy is world’s first transgenic dog - 23...
Apr 29th
Thanks a ton, @irreverend, for this new addiction.
Apr 28th
I think this just became my favorite thing, of any sort...
Apr 28th
Yo dawg I herd you like pokemon games so we put a pokemon...
Apr 28th
Made in OH NEVER MIND.
Apr 28th
Luckyshirt Almeida.
Apr 28th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)

Rembrandt Van Rijn (69) Jan Vermeer (69) Antonio Lopez Garcia (69) Ann Gale (69) Jean...
Apr 27th

Monday report, 6:20 AM

Woke up at 5:45 to what sounded like a party in the aviary. Most flu-like symptoms have subsided,...
Apr 27th
Actually, who needs a caption?
Apr 24th

Pittsburgh-ish Tweetup May 16th

People of the tri-state area, and anyone able to make it here: Come to Pittsburgh for a gathering...
Apr 24th
Father Friday, I’ll totally do. I’m fortunate...
Apr 24th
My #followfriday list would seriously pollute...
Apr 24th
Google analytics is fun, but yesterday’s spike makes...
Apr 23rd
What a Twitter search for common misspellings of my username...
Apr 23rd
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How one iPhone app changed everything. Skyward Downloadable tiny version for iPhone here.
Apr 22nd
Thing is, I trust a remarkable number of you to understand.
Apr 21st
Now freeze. Any more stars and Step 2 will be lost.
Apr 21st
I saw you guys were digging through the old Favrd shoeboxes...
Apr 20th
Remember the plastic cat clocks from the 70’s? The...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
Sorry.
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
Also: crack babies, neglected children, shirked work responsibilities, drug problems, bacon...
Apr 19th
Listen Listen
“It’s not important if you have a gun or not. Just ACT LIKE YOU HAVE A GUN.” Same...
Apr 16th
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Jacek Utko: Can design save the newspaper?
Apr 16th
thestoryofb: Day 2 of 60Second drawings. Feeling a bit...
Apr 15th
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“Love” I will never, ever, ever tire of listening to Joe Frank read his own work.
Apr 15th
GPOYW
Apr 15th

On responsibility

lindstifa: Take some. Okay, okay. And you’re right to call me out. So, to anyone at the...
Apr 13th
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Dear Adam and Cameron, I thank you with the same gusto, verve, and deep sincerity with which every...
Apr 13th
I mean, really. How could I resist?
Apr 12th
Oh to be taxing anyone’s ass but my own, IRS. (Did I...
Apr 11th
Now do you see how pretty my girl is?
Apr 10th
@Zolora’s drawing has been framed, received by the...
Apr 10th
mayjah: misshoney:via retrospace texburgher needs this...
Apr 10th
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“It is true that teabaggers are grossly underrepresented in Congress.” AS I SUSPECTED. ...
Apr 10th
(via girk)
Apr 10th
Reflection. Oil on burlap.
Apr 9th
Paparazzi, amirite? So embarrassing. (via multiple someones...
Apr 9th

Breaking up with iPhoto.

I’m almost certainly done with iPhoto. I’ve used it since its introduction - and have...
Apr 8th
From back when people used to take notes as they read.
Apr 8th

I have something to ask you.

Because I was mostly offline over the weekend, I missed all the initial solicitiatons for questions....
Apr 8th

The end of the answers

I was whining to myself that nobody offered me any serious queries. Sad that - as in high school - I...
Apr 7th
Narration ruins good stories.
Apr 7th
My barren office book nook.
Apr 7th
Listen Listen
Here, get another something nice stuck in your head. Family Reserve
Apr 7th
Bailey, we all know it’s impossible to draw a rabbit...
Apr 7th
Because my earlier photo was so crappy. 50% off athiest...
Apr 7th
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Flutter. Nanoblogging.
Apr 7th

More unsatisfactory answers

daniellei answered: Why are...
Apr 6th

Some answers now, more as time permits.

shawnaf answered: ...
Apr 6th
Anyone know how to use Pipes? My flight leaves Thursday....
Apr 6th

Is there really a questions meme?

And is there anything to be addressed?
Apr 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5)
Apr 6th
I finished my MFA at the University of Oregon in Eugene in...
Apr 3rd
So much for my lessons on astral projection to Germany. This...
Apr 3rd
“Here’s another tidbit from the British conference:...”
— Why funny guys get the babes -...
Apr 2nd
mayjah: microwalrus:FFFFOUND! | im13.jpg (Obrazek JPEG,...
Apr 2nd
Something allegory of something something objectification is...
Apr 2nd
inthefade: Was talking to texburgher and he seemed a...
Apr 2nd

GCPOYT

I can’t play along, and it makes me a little sad. I don’t have any childhood pictures of...
Apr 2nd
My best - albeit exhausted - attempt at a GPOYW pic in which...
Apr 2nd

How low can you go?

Apr 2nd
Green Porno, by Isabella Rossellini
Apr 1st
“When I was young I admired clever people. Now that I am old,...”
— Abraham Joshua Heschel (via...
Apr 1st
I have it on good authority that today is the last GPOYW...
Apr 1st
How many triangles do you see? topherchris: 91.7% Of...
Apr 1st