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RIP Reality, d. 2009

Mar 31st

Mar 31st

delgrosso: When the shell game was over, they smiled at...

Mar 30th

Fuck.

tbmimsthethird: I really liked Tumblr. Couldn’t you have made this a question??? I had an...

Mar 30th

What is a buzzcock, anyway?

Mar 30th

16 feet? That’s not just big. That’s...

Mar 30th

GPOYWAMM?

Mar 30th

dascola: theslyestfox: I cannot even wrap my mind around...

Mar 30th

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Finger puppets are terrible motivators. Just terrible.

Mar 29th

Fancy pants finger puppet might just have a point here.

Mar 29th

Then he was like, “I gotta take off.” And I was...

Mar 29th

Just a flame.

Mar 29th

Occasionally, “bone” and “ball” are...

Mar 29th

I guess it's Spring on Tumblr.

We were all a little like Prufrock in this thing, weren’t we? “Do I part my hair behind? Do I dare...

Mar 29th

It was brutal when all those pillboxes had to go.

Mar 29th

My childhood home in Dallas, as depicted today by Google...

Mar 29th

Secret message tumbl

I imagine you touch like you write.

Mar 29th

Secret message tumbl

I visit your page more than I visit the dashboard.

Mar 29th

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Apparently it’s legal.

Mar 29th

NUQ DAQ YUJ DA’POL! (look it up)

Mar 28th

There was a time when, had I somehow been given the chance,...

Mar 28th

So maybe there wasn’t a storm or a drunk in here.

Mar 28th

“I just woke up when it hit me - if had laser hair, there is...”
— @sween There aren’t...

Mar 28th

Flickr Friends and Contacts

Do any of you use Flickr’s permissions layering & contact type declaration to...

Mar 28th

Original here.

Mar 28th

Don’t think from the scowl that I don’t have a...

Mar 28th

3D!!!

Mar 27th

The light is coming from inside the painting.

Mar 27th

If I could un-sell just one painting, this would be the one.

Mar 27th

I remember weekend excursions to the Sears family portrait...

Mar 27th

Another painting about soccer moms, as usally.

Mar 27th

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First ever birthday song for @sniffjenkins podcast from my living room today.

Mar 27th

I’ll be speaking at Web Design Day

I’m really pleased to announce that, on April 4, 2009, I’ll be speaking at Web Design Day, a...

Mar 27th

the neat thing about all this

inthefade: The thing is, you are my friends, even if I never met most of you. You’re the people I...

Mar 26th

Lesson 1: A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words. (From a real...

Mar 26th

Here, a respectable one. My gosh, I’m so sorry about...

Mar 26th

Oh, no. I think I just punk'd the...

Someone take my keys. Please. I do not need to be driving this thing.

Mar 26th

The fourth of four 4x4” (approx) landscapes.

Mar 26th

The second of four 4x4” (approx) landscapes.

Mar 26th

The third of four 4x4” (approx) landscapes.

Mar 26th

The first of four 4x4” (approx) landscapes.

Mar 26th

So long, golden years!

Mar 26th

What's the most difficult thing you've...

rrrrred: What is the most difficult thing you’ve ever given up? What did that feel like? Was it...

Mar 26th

Noah Stokes

Mar 25th

Another painting about marriage, as I recall.

Mar 25th

zolora: So, ignore that last one, because this one is...

Mar 25th

I’m not sure how many more kinds of awesome this can...

Mar 25th

GPOYW. (c. 2003)

Mar 25th

If your child’s Elmo does die, consider preserving the...

Mar 25th

I make voodoo paintings. They’re voodoo dolls in...

Mar 25th

It’s so clean! I recall being inspired to paint...

Mar 24th

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Sofacast, episode 1. Featuring sound checks, The Amazing Race, Val Kilmer, those poor Kardashian...

Mar 24th

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First Ever Podcast From My Bathroom Today, episode 2: the exciting conclusion.

Mar 24th

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First Ever Podcast From My Bathroom Today, episode 1.

Mar 24th

tiffehr: Ah, the coveted three-part unsubscribe form. With...

Mar 23rd

srslainey: apparently, this is the new thing. none of these...

Mar 23rd

It’s a beautiful day for a seranade! via...

Mar 23rd

Seriously, I give my kids props.

Mar 23rd

As if anyone’s asked to see my tumblr crushes today.

Mar 23rd

Kids draw the darndest things!

Mar 22nd

About those images...

I don’t work for State, I work for a non-profit. We don’t have the budget for nitrous. ...

Mar 20th

“Yes, Mr. Isacson. Yes, sir. I’m Photoshopping...

Mar 20th

ALL - NEW MATH by Craig Damrauer

Mar 20th

I wish I had a dog.

Mar 20th

HOLY COW FINALLY A WEB 2.0 CMS I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR...

Mar 20th

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It’s like all you’re trying to do is record a bathroom typist in silence, but the...

Mar 19th

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This Liz Phair number grabbed hold of my imagination shortly after my Norman Rockwell kiddo...

Mar 19th

Washington’s Third Eye Add Nicholas Cage and Jon...

Mar 19th

GCPOYT. I didn’t think I had anything, then I...

Mar 19th

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This could be better. We could make it better.

Mar 19th

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My first ever podcast from the car today, episode 2.

Mar 19th

Seriously? Nothing?

Mar 19th

GPOYW Again?

Maybe if we keep at it, we’ll improve. You know, like playing the piano or lifting weights. ...

Mar 18th

It’s impossible to overstate the power of even just 5...

Mar 18th

Lighting courtesy of a full sun as seen through an...

Mar 18th

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As soon as I finish cleaning up the puddle of urine now pooling beneath my fancy Aeron chair,...

Mar 17th

I’d really like to install one of these in your home....

Mar 16th

Thrash a little, then cool out. dascola: Kind Of Blue...

Mar 16th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)

Mar 15th

I always wondered what else, besides cash and receipt paper,...

Mar 15th

It’s a bear market.

Mar 13th

In My Pants

How could I resist? In My Pants Shuffle your iTunes and write down the first 15 songs that come up,...

Mar 13th

Hotornot 2.0. Courtesy of my son Conner’s day at the...

Mar 13th

One of these things is not like the other…

Mar 13th

One of these things is not like the other…

Mar 13th

My work here is done futile. dascola: TheDieline.com: Boxed...

Mar 13th

Time and time again, the crowd fails to identify quality....

Mar 13th

GCPOYT. I’m on the far right. Hanging with my cousin...

Mar 13th

While it gives me comfort to know someone I respect is...

Mar 12th

TUMBLR! What's YOUR iPod's Name?

inthefade: doublejack: 86400: rand0mflora: meredithhchrist: mikeypizzle: hotg0ssip: ...

Mar 12th

The hawtopus drawing arrived today. It’s a surprise...

Mar 11th

GPOYW

Mar 11th

By the time you read this I will be addicted...

Mar 11th

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Part 2 (of 2) of my first ever podcast from the car today. The exciting conclusion.

Mar 10th

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Part 1 of my first ever podcast from the car today.

Mar 10th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)

Mar 10th

Mar 10th

Sssseen. And of course, Tony_D, I thought of you when I...

Mar 9th

Pantscast - For Serious Audiophiles Only.

Mar 9th

Oh it’s really embarrassing actually. Not only did...

Mar 9th

“Dear Francisco, No problem, I think. But what do you mean by...”
— Question i was watching t.v...

Mar 8th

Luckyshirt, my son Alex claims he knows exactly how you...

Mar 6th

“Men who pay their tailors never amount to anything, they...”
— Honoré de Balzac, Epigrams On...

Mar 6th

Yeah, that’s right. WHALESONG. References available...

Mar 5th

To regain oneself

Here’s the thing about individualism: It necessarily entails going against the grain. I was...

Mar 5th

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My son pointed out to me that, when he pushed on my cheek, it seemed to stick in place for several...

Mar 5th

And if he is making fun of you, does that diminish, or...

Mar 4th

“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be...”
— Buddha & me

Mar 4th

You had better run, heathen.

Mar 4th

I’VE READ ALL THE CHILDREN’S BOOKS. YOUR...

Mar 4th

The coffee mug’s diameter at the base is twice its...

Mar 4th

No female with such an object affixed to her forehead has...

Mar 4th

Period attire mismatch. Your argument is invalid. (via...

Mar 4th

If you’re anywhere near NYC Thursday, March 12, you...

Mar 3rd

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So many FBI hats. http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies/status/1274303824

Mar 3rd

Please note that this is valid...

Curse outsourcing. This argument should be invalid. brettkelly: setTimeout(buildMyUI,0);

Mar 3rd

This man’s breath smells like spearmint unicorn farts....

Mar 3rd

Does ShamWow pay you via PayPal, or do you have to invoice...

Mar 3rd

[redacted]

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. daniellei: I tried to post a totally awesome video for you, but the...

Mar 3rd

Jack couldn’t bear to be left out of the oversharing...

Mar 3rd

You’ve got a sock puppet, Jason, this much is true....

Mar 3rd

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I could have said, “No, Alex. You can go upstairs and get your camera by yourself. It’s...

Mar 2nd

Perfect banana bread

Ingredients 1.82 cups flour 1/4 cups lightly salted butter 2 mashed up, sort of brown bananas 7/8...

Mar 2nd

I’d almost go for this, but I prefer my dry cleaning...

Mar 2nd

Um, Dora?

Mar 2nd

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And here’s the original track that inspired Morrissey. I think you can see why.

Mar 2nd

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Morrissey covers 50 Cent. A capella. RARE.

Mar 1st

And Subaru rebates the smugness.

Mar 1st

Compare People, the longer version

Ever get an email like this from Facebooks “Compare People?” Your friends have voted...

Mar 1st