February 2009
“A beautiful grad student named Tara Simmons is abducted by aliens in a flying...”
– Way too often I think I have a novel idea, and Google saves me before I announce it to the world.
Areola 51 (2008) (TV) - Plot summary
“The vitamins make me strong enough to use the wrench to tie the laces so I can...”
– @aedison’s desk. on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
If you love showtunes and wholesomeness as much as...
BBC Reading List
To my surprise, I’ve read 46 of these, which (pathetic though it may be) I’m pretty certain makes me an enemy of the state. Is there a Witness Protection Program for literate white guys? And if so, is there a book I can read on how to participate?
ronbailey:
The Beeb claims most people have only read six of the these books, on average:
(My list is in bold too)
1 Pride and...
“Your days of hallucinogenic drug use are behind you, transformed into a more...”
– If, like the total wuss above, “your days of hallucinogenic drug use are behind you,” then maybe you already knew about miracle berries. Wuss. Snob*.
Miracle fruit taste test: berry vs. tablet | Daily Dish | Los Angeles Times
*Yeah, I totally want to try this.
“Chakra 2 body mist February 18, 2009
“This is my favorite chakra body...”
– This is what all the hardcore yogis use, right?
Aveda - products that nurture. pure-fume(tm). personal aromas. chakra(tm) 2 balancing body mist
Shronge™: The sponge that's made out of shrimp.
If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent far too many of your own dinner parties trying to figure out how to remove red wine and shrimp cocktail sauce stains from your polar bear area rug. First there’s the debate about the best tool for the job: paper towels? club soda? caviar oil? And how much blotting pressure is too much? It sounds familiar, doesn’t it? But it...
