This is a thousand kinds of wrong.
thememegeneration:
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Feb 1st
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How To Make Stuff That You Would Otherwise Buy Chapter 1 - How to Make Hand Cream from Bacon Fat
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Conner thought he totally owned me by asserting that kids get exercise playing video games by...
Jan 31st
I ran out of Eucerin so I’m making bacon. Soon I’ll be well fed and completely...
Jan 31st
My real porn star name, cheap innuendo, politics AS USALLY, and an actual euphemism:...
Jan 31st
My porn star name is...
Pffft memes. Right? I’m nonplussed by them most of the time. I hear we all are. Then why do...
Jan 31st
What we talk about when we talk about...
Conner: Dad? Did you hear that?Me: Hear what?
Conner: That siren with the ringing sound. Like an alarm.
Me: Uhh, no.
Conner: I'm serious, Dad. I wonder where it came from.
Me: If you're suggesting it came from the spider in the shower...
Conner: I'm serious, Dad. It's the most likely explanation for a sound like that. Monkey spiders always shriek just before they attack.
Dad, I'm serious. I reeaaaallly don't think I should go in there.
You don't want me to DIE, do you? What do you think will happen to me if I invade the territory of an angry monkey spider!?
...Well???
Me: (disinterested silence)
Conner: Dad, I can tell you're going to Twitter this. You're going to Twitter me dying in the shower from a monkey spider attack.
Me: It's awfully tempting, kiddo.
Jan 31st
Don’t forget to attend my seminar in Spring on using your real name in a porn star name meme...
Jan 31st
My porn star name is Geoff Barnes. Did I do it right? Yeah baby, I did. I did it all the way right.
Jan 31st
You guys hiccup I love you guys hiccup because you’re hilarious hiccup you keep me in stitches...
Jan 31st
Aren’t we all following the same 100 people already anyway? #followfriday
Jan 30th
ONE THIRD of Exxon’s 2008 profit could cover the entire $15B auto bailout. They could balance...
Jan 30th
The previous tweet brought to you by the imaginary Foundation For A Better Understanding Of Why You...
Jan 30th
How much are them boots again?
larry:What about warped quotations?
joe:
things are commonplace, pictured often and generic
larry:
ah
joe:
my thesis is that by american standards i am a "regular"
i forgot why i am supposed to not like starbucks
or walmart
larry:
Their success, and the success of capitalism (in destroying democracy, critical judgement, and literacy) is in *everyone* forgetting why we were supposed not to like them.
joe:
"their" being the "administration"?
larry:
Well, substitutes thereof.
I just think it's natural - intended and foretold - that even those who originally knew THAT and WHY they didn't like corporate hegemony would eventually develop the amnesia of ubiquity and would acquiesce.
THE AMNESIA HAS YOU.
joe:
you think?
maybe
larry:
I do.
joe:
i am just saying i am going to shop where i can get the most for the money
i mean i dont mind paying $200 for a pair of boots but for half than that i can get a whole lot of groceries at the superwalmart
larry:
...as well you should. And we all do. But that pursuit has become central to what it means to be an American - and in America central to what it means to be alive.
How tragic that such is the landscape of options for thought now prevalent among us.
joe:
and in the summer the farmstands are plentiful but for right now 100 goes a long way at walmart
and we all do what we need to
Jan 30th
There’s just no telling why all this snow reminds me of crazy disco sex parties and cocaine...
Jan 30th
What I wouldn’t give for one of these. My XP version...
Jan 30th
Who doesn’t love a pamphlet that confirms their shallowest suspicions about everyone...
Jan 30th
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That’s not what she said. It’s just not.
omnio:
Its all about the infinite size
Jan 30th
Essentially a reblog of Sween. I mean, more or less.
Jan 30th
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If anyone shaves like that, I have yet to see him in the ER.
gordonshumway:
“Let Noxema Cream Your...
Jan 30th
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Probably I was the next to last person in the world to see this (you being the last). That’s...
Jan 30th
It’s the new scarlet A.
merlin:
Biertijd.com //...
Jan 30th
Ouch, that was limp. Used “shore up,” in a tweet when “bone up on,” was...
Jan 30th
Speaking of tax season, now is the time to shore up your dick joke collection for Spring. Before it...
Jan 30th
One way to succeed at dieting is to trick your body into thinking your stomach is full. For that, I...
Jan 29th
I can see why they waited to declassify this.
Jan 29th
“If the universe was found to be finite or infinite, either...”
— In fact, both already are. ...
— In fact, both already are. ...
Jan 29th
Blip: "Jet - Paul McCartney"
Jan 29th
A letter to Jacques Derrida, c. 2003
I’m just sad he died before I got to finish it: In this email, I am going to write you...
Jan 29th
I’ve been asking myself, when did meaning in language die? Then, I remembered:...
Jan 29th
The trick to greening your business goes beyond using “green” as a verb, demanding the...
Jan 29th
Baguette Kitty. Offered without bias.
Jan 29th
Blackwater Falls, Google. Go.
Jan 29th
Elephant in the corner: Bangbus. There, I said it, I feel better now. #TWITTERBUS2009 [874]
Jan 29th
So awkward. I want to send the postmaster general a sympathy card, but I’m having the damndest...
Jan 29th
Who is the hair trigger of nausea?
Jan 28th
I return from an hour’s worth of snowstorm errands and you guys are planning to make a John...
Jan 28th
Evidently, SUV ownership gives you license to drive like a douchebag in a blizzard too.
Jan 28th
Is there a wine as full-bodied than Sheena Easton’s perm?
Jan 28th
Scotchguarding the Snuggie so I can run errands in this storm.
Jan 27th
listening to "Paint It Black - The Rolling...
Jan 27th
Fluid 960 Grid System | 16-column Grid
Jan 27th
My lord. Did nobody here tag @nick for 7 Things?
Jan 27th
It’s surprisingly expensive to buy enough monopoly money to fill your bathtub with monopoly...
Jan 27th
Someone just wrote the Twitter dev list asking how to put her Twitter on her Myspace page. Bracing...
Jan 27th
RT @LidMo: *Life is sexually transmitted.*
Jan 27th
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“…and it won’t be Tony Danza or Dianna Ross.”
Jan 27th
What Do Women Want? - Discovering What...
Jan 27th
Understandably, I struggle to accept that 96 is enough rolls of toilet paper to keep in my trunk at...
Jan 27th
Also had fun with @jen3700 @allthingsnoisy @gwenix @shadow too. And more. Who am I missing?
Jan 27th
Smooth tweetup w/ @MegRCole @andreadisaster @curlyqpgh @unclecrappy @CarmanAvenue @rjdlc et al last...
Jan 27th
Where’s the “Just Drop It Already” button...
Jan 27th
I remember people used to be really dismissive of the Fu Schnickens, but auctioneering is alive and...
Jan 27th
If you’re ever at a tweetup and someone’s measuring the size of your cranium with a tape...
Jan 27th
Guys. I’m at the tweetup again. There’s chicken fried bacon. Reread. Yes, I am writing...
Jan 27th
Heading over to the Tweetup Heatup now. As usally.
Jan 27th
Do you capture a lot of videos of people scurrying across the crosswalk before the light turns...
Jan 27th
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From a new project I’m trying to get off the ground: Microjoggr.com. We look funny running...
Jan 26th
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Holy. Meisner. Acid trip.
merlin:
A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric
I will never,...
Jan 26th
Snooty wine bar last night. Jazz septet tonight. My journey to douche blackbelt is nearly complete.
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
Listening to band Buck Pig conjures great memories of old friends & my Chicago days. Great...
Jan 25th
My favorite thing about this old God Is My Copilot recording is the enthusiasm of the audience of,...
Jan 25th
The ultimate in irony and hypocrisy, respectively: the font-orgy “coexist” bumper...
Jan 25th
places you've lived....
Evanston, IL (born) Dallas, TX (first years) Los Angeles, CA (early childhood) Dallas, TX...
Jan 25th
A cheat sheet for artists of all sorts.
My favorite...
Jan 25th
RT @thefuckingpope: I hope everyone is having a good Sunday!
Jan 25th
“If I’m going to be eating something that’s a pudding, I want it to be completely...
Jan 25th
People who think this wine bar is snooty wouldn’t know a Chateau Lagrange bordeaux from a Gli...
Jan 25th
My first job title was “package clerk.” I was 15. Sweet dreams, kids.
Jan 24th
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I just blew my whole work decade listening to this, but it’s gonna be worth it. Big returns on...
Jan 24th
The geek in me complains that existence of rule #1 precludes...
Jan 24th
You’d be surprised. It’s just as hard to fake *having* explosive diarrhea as it is to...
Jan 24th
What Sinn Féin really needs is a new web site.
Jan 24th
OH: Nothing focuses the mind like knowing you’re going to be hanged in the morning.
Jan 24th
I admit I am intimidated by the size of the package. #stimulus09
Jan 24th
Don’t freak out. My friend Ben has the backup disk.
Jan 24th
Peanut butter crack. Delicious & invigorating.
Jan 24th
Sometimes I lose track of the difference between Twitter and a Godard film but then I get an SMS...
Jan 24th
It’s the pawn get-up, isn’t it?
Jan 24th
I’m actually surprised I’m not followed by more chess players.
Jan 24th
Work’s over. Is it Stripper Friday yet?
Jan 24th
Quiznos, 8” is a “medium?” Are you kidding me? Have you ever even SEEN 8 inches?
Jan 24th
RT @twitterapi: Call for OAuth private beta participants: http://bit.ly/oauthbeta
Jan 23rd
Huh. No matter how many times I click “watch in high quality” on this Olivia Newton John...
Jan 23rd
1,474-Megapixel Photo During President...
Jan 23rd
Follow @Friday #followfriday Did I do it right?
Jan 23rd
“In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a...”
— Unknown
— Unknown
Jan 23rd
Go to the the 4th folder where you keep your pictures on...
Jan 23rd
Card sorting: a definitive guide
Jan 23rd
The mind reels at the possibilities. Original photo on...
Jan 23rd
Still: Highly literate & Snuggified
Ask if a besleeved blanket is right for you too.
Jan 23rd
What this graphic beautifully reveals is how each tech...
Jan 22nd
I guess that guy Maddox has a dog or something.
Jan 22nd
Caller what?
My kids are young. They’re innocent. As I write this, I’m upstairs at our home, doing...
Jan 22nd
Bush is “writing a book?” Total euphemism.
Jan 22nd
WHY CAN’T I BE LIKE ENDICOTT???
Jan 22nd
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Why can’t you be like Endicott? And for that matter, why can’t I?
Jan 22nd
Much ado about nothing, Shorty.
My Twitter friends: Why are the Shorty Awards so polarizing, so divisive? What difference does it...
Jan 22nd
I have a stomach-turning suspicion that the Bush presidency will come to have been for us what World...
Jan 22nd
Okay, okay, I got it. Now what rhymes with, “as evidenced by this nonsense?”
Jan 22nd
I need help with something I’m writing. What rhymes with, “crappy poet?”
Jan 22nd
My favorite Mac?
Tell you what - I had an SE 30 too, and there’s no doubt it was a bad ass. Er, badass....
Jan 21st
Who’s planning on livetweeting this presidency, anyway?
Jan 21st
Despite growing up in them, the only thing I actually remember from the 80’s is Alx Rose...
Jan 21st
What a relief, now that Obama’s president, to know I’ll never be disappointed again.
Jan 21st
In this case, we maraud forrears.
Jan 21st
Still: The moment of the greatest...
I’m working hard on the full documentary of the Weekend of Snuggie™. Here’s a sneak...
Jan 21st
Son just asked if it’s going to snow more now that Obama’s fixing global warming this...
Jan 21st
Well, it’s official. The peer pressure to behave like lobotomized halfwits is gone. But still,...
Jan 20th
There’s a certain medievalism about being reminded by an academic that “the early bird...
Jan 20th
I can’t believe how much free cat hair this rental car came with! A new day has truly dawned.
Jan 20th
What time will the actual act of Inauguratio be performed?
Jan 20th
Dear Dad,
How are you? I am fine. We went skiing today. Tomorrow I am going to make a lanyard and...
Jan 20th
Everything I know about individualism I learned in group therapy.
Jan 20th
Can I just say now and be done with it, that I do realize today is the last day of Bush’s...
Jan 20th
Dear 2 minutes ago Geoff: If you’d have edited - let alone thought - first, I wouldn’t...
Jan 19th
Everything I know about Amadeus I learned from Falco.
Jan 19th
Everything I know about Australia I learned from Men At Work.
Jan 19th
Holy guacamole, I think you guys are onto something.
Jan 19th
Everything I know about Egypt I learned from The Bangles.
Jan 19th
Everything I know about flight attendants I learned from The Replacements.
Jan 19th
Everything I know about Mozambique I learned from Dylan.
Jan 19th
God help you if everything you know about Mexico, you learned from James Taylor.
Jan 19th
Don’t be jealous of etymologists. They deserve that fancy title, the adulation of the masses,...
Jan 19th
Thanks for sticking with me through that. Your patience is surpassed only by your virility.
Jan 19th
Snuggie discovery #10: Elliptical workout machines can be such a HASSLE! If only the Snuggie had leg...
Jan 19th
Snuggie discovery #9: I just don’t have the body to look great in this thing....
Jan 19th
Cardinals are related to owls, right? Tiny ones?
Jan 18th
Are there even two more things to discover about the Snuggie? As long as one is the return policy,...
Jan 18th
Snuggie discovery #8: Doubles effortlessly as a wearable floor duster.
Jan 18th
We’re just playing Yahtzee, drinking hot cider, posing for a Norman Rockwell painting. In...
Jan 18th
Snuggie discovery #7: That’s funny, I don’t remember stocking up on dreamcatchers and...
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #6: No wonder Darth Maul dies in the end.
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #5: Surely, there are less flammable blankets to wear in the kitchen.
Jan 17th
dn’t directly experienced it -at least that I’d noticed. Did you get a new follower...
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #4: It has sleeves. It does not have a fly. But it is machine washable.
Jan 17th
Tune in to WordPress.tv
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #3: Because my previous knowledge of Snuggie came from Twitter, I find it...
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #2: All that fleece can produce enough static electricity to warrant not using it...
Jan 17th
Guys, don’t just star everything @BrentSpiner says or else he’ll think any old robot can...
Jan 17th
Aww. If there are sweeter, more innocent kids than mine, I have yet to fuck them up.
Jan 17th
Snuggie discovery #1: It came with a free gift! A book light! Presuming literacy? Well played,...
Jan 16th
Well, I literally bought the Snuggie today.
Jan 16th
I’ve accepted the inevitable. Now to the checkout. http://twitpic.com/13hs8
Jan 16th
OMG! $9.99 is a great deal for a nice cloth-lined wicker basket and what the hell has happened to my...
Jan 16th
How many Snuggies is -5°F?
Jan 16th
NASA Update: Evidence strongly suggests that Mars is in the mens room.
Jan 16th
Unwritten rule of talking to parents by cell phone: 25% of call to be spent talking about call...
Jan 16th
Civility is by no means dead. Just look at all the people pretending to care about Bush’s...
Jan 16th
I notice @BrentSpiner is not following @DeannaTroi or @Will_Riker, but is following @LevarBurton...
Jan 15th
It’s not as if we were never troubled by a flock of seagulls before.
Jan 15th
Spark another OWL? The Kawasaki - Cypress Hill conspiracy begins to unravel.
Jan 15th
Welcome @CranberryPerson I don’t normally welcome new followers, but the absurd impossibility...
Jan 15th
They say Cypress Hill is fake gangsta rap for suburban white kids and frat brahs, but I bet...
Jan 15th
Wow. Methane on Mars. A whole new genre of alien fart jokes is born.
Jan 15th
Seizure control, this is not. But impressive scratching it is. (via @ara_p)...
Jan 15th
Imagine the cultural consensus it took to switch to “shower” from “nasal douche...
Jan 15th
Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space. And in Pittsburgh. Thanks a lot, Khan.
Jan 15th
Am I seriously the only one waiting for Ricardo Montalban to the-existential-equivalent-of-rickroll...
Jan 15th
$ME = ‘JOKE FAIL’; //(AS USALLY)
Jan 15th
Anyone know a good iPhone app for making odds only bets on Steve Jobs’ health?
Jan 15th
Nice bar. I particularly appreciate the upscale, bulletproof bathroom doors.
Jan 15th
The great sculptors had the lost wax method. As a young aspiring artist though, my quest was to...
Jan 15th
It’s entirely possible, you know, that Ricardo Montalban is just preparing to surprise us with...
Jan 14th
Looks like we’re going to get a few extra inches tonight. It’s also snowing.
Jan 14th
I’d like to tag the following people for 7 Things. Sorry about the pagination, I know it...
Jan 14th
Maybe I'll try to like tumblr. Or at...
I’m starting to get into tumblr a little bit more lately, as a lot of people I love to follow...
Jan 14th
The superfluousness of Coverflow™, without the simplicity? Thanks, Ford engineering!
Jan 14th
The seventh seal was broken when, tonight on NPR, a British commentator said “ordinary people...
Jan 14th
WTF iPhone!? “Big Rock Candy Mountain to destitute retirees?” I meant, “Big Cock...
Jan 14th
Tonight’s looking up because aerobic exercise increases blood flow to all 5 limbs and...
Jan 14th
If we would have let Bush privatize Social Security, I could have made a 2nd career singing Big Rock...
Jan 13th
Merging loremipsum.wordpress.com into texburgher.com. There appears to be steam coming from the...
Jan 13th
The thing I look forward to most about the end of the workweek is the temporary cessation of the...
Jan 13th
Remember Pownce?
Jan 13th
RT @sondernagle: “8 Internet Marketing Experts to Avoid.” http://bit.ly/13Xct
Jan 13th
My 7 things: http://is.gd/fDI0 And now, @kariedwards @seanhussey @trevlix @phyllisstein @mayjah...
Jan 13th
RT @jesus @mikemorrow Yes.
Jan 13th
iPhone’s autopilot feature works better with each drink. Right?
Jan 13th
It’s probably embarrassingly obvious, but where on last.fm is the Ban Everything Even Remotely...
Jan 13th
I love the myth that we are able to make rational decisions. http://is.gd/fB1A
Jan 12th
Following @mindbling will put you on the forefront of the campaign to improve her oversharing score...
Jan 12th
MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ANAL SACS. Go on, guess which first seven words of that web...
Jan 12th
It’s hard to believe there aren’t more Mentos in Sacramento.
Jan 12th
Webinar? More like webinaren’t.
Jan 12th
Googled “storing pepperoni” instead of “hide the salami.” BO-RING.
Jan 12th
First Theme of 2009: Grid Focus
Jan 12th
Half-time Announcer: “Steelers games are perfect for tailgating with Uncle Charley’s...
Jan 12th
What’s the superlative form of “indifferent?” I need a word for how I feel about...
Jan 11th
RT @tj: I will pay someone $100USD to programmatically disable the “Forward” button on...
Jan 11th
Not sure what’s hotter. Me & Julie spending Saturday night on our laptops at home, or...
Jan 11th
Probably my favorite blind girl in a doll house murder thriller song featuring an unnerving toy...
Jan 11th
They broke the what?? Whoa, Twitter. Not good babysitting. Not good babysitting at all.
Jan 10th
What do my son, Michelangelo, and porn legend Buck Adams have in common? http://is.gd/fdNl
Jan 10th
THINK AGAIN, SINGLE LADIES (and gents): http://tinyurl.com/84frz8
Jan 10th
If my dad were on Twitter, he’d ask me every few months to explain again why he should...
Jan 10th
Having reached his savings goal of $100 at age 9, Conner announced his 1st philanthropic project:...
Jan 10th
Market research: GF @jkresen says I “should invent a robotic arm to do your tweets while you...
Jan 10th
Circumstantial evidence places me at 3 cups of coffee ahead of @Tony_D in today’s Race For The...
Jan 10th
Writing my long-overdue “review” of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies.” Oh (oh...
Jan 10th
All the really hot tweets, I star those from behind.
Jan 10th
RT @tehawesome With a simple name change you can make it look like Facebook is susceptible to Jedi...
Jan 9th
I’d totally go for that Burger King Facebook friend removal deal, if only Whopper meant...
Jan 9th
Tweet too much? Closing in on that 10,000th update?? http://tinyurl.com/9ex37f
Jan 9th
PSA: “What’s her foot,” has entered the vernacular.
Jan 9th
RT @qoolquest: if you are over 35. you are really loving me right about now....
Jan 9th
Hold up. “Oversharing” isn’t a torrent client app preference setting? Then who ARE...
Jan 9th
SPOILER ALERT: No woman, no cry.
Jan 9th
Wait, you like bacon AND oversharing? We should totally hang out.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
What time is it on Mars?
Jan 9th
A Smaller Number
Jan 9th
The worst torture was when I could neither sign out, nor send @phyllisstein my 2 Live Crew tweet. I...
Jan 9th
Every time Twitter does that, I hear Scotty blaming it on those lousy Klingon dilithium crystals.
Jan 9th
Twitter goes into Matrix time, slowing so severely that quantum mechanics breaks down, and the best...
Jan 9th
Twitter will neither let me sign out, nor will it send @phyllisstein my advice that 2 Live Crew is...
Jan 9th
Twitter will neither let me sign out, nor will it send @phyllisstein my advice that 2 Live Crew is...
Jan 9th
The kids are complaining that I cooked the chicken wrapped in bacon. I repeat: complaining about...
Jan 9th
Just read @semanticwill’s post on wire frames as process & playground for Design thought...
Jan 8th
Revamping my Omni Graffle stencil collection & organization, prompted by & w. thanks to...
Jan 8th
LiveJournal Migration Made Easy
Jan 8th
Tell you what. I’ll call that robe a Snuggie when we start referring to beer as Drunkie....
Jan 8th
Tell Twitter about a stubborn booger & y’all star that shit up. But announce the beginning...
Jan 8th
A bookend is set. John Lennon sings Imagine on the radio. Snow finally falls softly again.
Jan 8th
Favrd only keeps a 30-day history? Whoo hooo! My political future is restored! Sweet fucking...
Jan 8th
I’ll be damned. Triops has three eyes.
Jan 8th
Misreading the word “touchy” as “douchey” tells me it’s getting late...
Jan 8th
Bailing out the porn industry seems ridiculous until you consider all those unemployed porn starlets...
Jan 8th
Does anyone have a conversion chart for Cheezits -> dinner? Strict caloric equivalents...
Jan 7th
Rogaine commercials are always more dramatic in person than on television, but in a “haha oh...
Jan 7th
Aveda.com just told me my order “qualifies for complimentary pumps.” Turns out that...
Jan 7th
It turns out the anatomy of the humorous workplace bathroom tweet is mostly ass.
Jan 7th
According to prophecy, when I do my 5000th update, something Mayan pertaining to jaguar cream &...
Jan 7th
One good thing about MobileMe’s tendency to wipe out users’ address books is that maybe...
Jan 7th
That’s the last time I describe an automotive predicament by paraphrasing Black Eyed Peas....
Jan 7th
What AM I gonna do with all this junk, all this junk inside my trunk?
Jan 6th
I am the embodiment of at least 3 songs from Smokey & The Bandit.
Jan 6th
Someone has to have created an app by now to turn Twitter into a wake-up call provider.
Jan 6th
It’s hard to ridicule a man for referring to soft rock music as “post-dork.”...
Jan 6th
I don’t think it’s the real @MISSY_BOO. I think she was hacked. Think about it: No caps...
Jan 6th
Hey Macworld folks! You know who else had two thumbs and was mortal? Sure, you can have a second...
Jan 6th
Sorry to be so late favrding your tweets, everybody. For the record, I blame it on my “day...
Jan 6th
Either Dueling Banjos wasn’t meant to be played on whoopee cushions in bathroom stalls or that...
Jan 5th
I can’t believe I phished myself.
Jan 5th
Insider trading information alert: Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dying just like the rest of us.
Jan 5th
Have you seen The Story of Stuff? It’s worth your 20 minutes. http://www.storyofstuff.com/
Jan 5th
Joe Frank on WDUQ right now!
Jan 5th
Ohio’s like the one chick EZ Pass didn’t bed yet. Where EZ Pass is Mick Jagger and Ohio...
Jan 4th
Making a French press of Peet’s and wild blueberry scones. Life is good.
Jan 4th
What diabolical bioterrorist mastermind thought up The Cleveland Childrens Museum?
Jan 4th
Are you at risk of having your Twitter account phished? Take this easy test to find out!...
Jan 4th
I’m just going go ahead and write a generic Favrd concession speech. You know, build once and...
Jan 3rd
Writing the “oh no, my mom’s following me on Twitter!” tweet is more delicate than...
Jan 3rd
Each new year, I count on my Santa Fe aunt to warn me via FWD about fictional scary email viruses...
Jan 2nd
Fictitious, not fictional. Stupid stupid stupid! In the new year I resolved not to be imperfect and...
Jan 2nd
Overheard last night at the Large Hadron Collider: I sure hope this 2009 doesn’t end up like...
Jan 2nd
2008 Year-End Wrap-Up
Jan 2nd
Happy New Year, CST friends!
Jan 1st