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Wishing strength and endurance to my old colleagues at CFI & to all those in Gustav’s...

Aug 31st

Is it by design that the NYTimes iPhone app consistently crashes after 5 minutes of use? Appears...

Aug 31st

Waiting for a table > http://bkite.com/01qFx

Aug 31st

Doing better than before, by a factor of Eggs Benedict.

Aug 31st

The poor box at Assumption features coin slots big enough only for dimes.

Aug 31st

Hangry. And feeding the kids a pre-breakfast to quell their outrageous misbehaviour isn’t...

Aug 31st

Maybe Julie and her 146 pushups should think about running for VP.

Aug 31st

Julie just kicked my pushupless ass clear into next month. Oh wait, that’s the day after...

Aug 31st

Road sign reads “fresh oil and chips.” Now I’m on the lookout for kettle corn too....

Aug 31st

Anyone else having trouble posting updates from the Twitter website?

Aug 31st

As my tire pressure dips below the factory-prescribed optimum, I wonder exactly how supportive of...

Aug 30th

Outside my window, 2 sounds: my always drunk neighbor blaming the democrats for McCain, and a...

Aug 30th

Sarah Palin? I guess Ann Coulter turned him down?

Aug 30th

Deleting contacts on my decommissioned Verizon phone before selling to a Craigslister. ONE AT A...

Aug 30th

Answering interrogatories intended solely to waste my time makes the pen feel far less mighty than...

Aug 28th

My first wife is a walking refutation of the Dantean myth that beauty and benevolence are inherently...

Aug 28th

Wondering if Gustav is offended to be feared as if a hurricane when he’s only a tropical...

Aug 28th

Okay so pretty clearly we miss having a president with a respectable and inspiring command of the...

Aug 28th

Posting from Ubiquity. Yes, so are you. Yes, everybody is. Thanks for having me.

Aug 28th

Clinton: Power of our example, not the example of our power.

Aug 28th

Pepcid Complete: I’d like it if you’d come in a new flavor. Chocolate. I eat enough of...

Aug 27th

May the days ahead of you surpass the greatness of the days behind you.

Aug 27th

Filling my earholes with MC Solar’s A Dix De Mes Discilpes before getting on with things.

Aug 27th

The switch to the new desk at work turned my workspace backwards, not upside down. Wondering if I...

Aug 27th

I guess when I bought a bottom-of-the-line Canoscan LiDE 20 flatbed scanner I should have realized...

Aug 27th

Lunch today will include brain food. Not tofu, but actual brains. Who’s in?

Aug 26th

Chrissy’s midwestern accent sounded like whining to Jack, who as a result struggled with...

Aug 26th

At Dozen, very 2.0h cupcakes > http://bkite.com/01ny9

Aug 26th

From the SPAM filter: “Have all the medicaments at your hand.” I’m thinking...

Aug 26th

Woke up to Bjork, feeling flirty & psychotic, winking at hand puppets and norse wenches at the...

Aug 26th

The meaning of the word Interrogatory

Aug 26th

Hey BoxesAndArrows.com, since you’re in a leadership role in IA/IxD, how about facilitating...

Aug 26th

Ask @mcnitt - if you join my group of SimplifyMedia friends, you get free access to my outrageously...

Aug 25th

Finishing a Visio doc update before pulling apart my desk to set up monitor-expansion attempt #2.

Aug 25th

Give us our freakin hot dogs > http://bkite.com/01mRi

Aug 25th

Hi Parallels, couple of suggestions: 1. Don’t call it coherence mode if it causes the computer...

Aug 25th

What’s your favorite part about people not honoring their commitments? Mine is when they do it...

Aug 25th

Scanning the headlines, I too quickly misread “Twitter weaves between Colorado homes.”...

Aug 25th

Looks like lunch at Franktuary with @igierard and @patrickfulton today.

Aug 25th

The dead raccoon has long since been cleaned up. Now hornets swirl around the garbage can trying to...

Aug 25th

Xis horas of lseep isn’t neough for me.

Aug 25th

From now on, whenever I hear someone trying to steal my trash cans, I’m going to just invite...

Aug 25th

Week 3, day 3 of the 100 push-up challenge completed. 130 total today. I’m busting all the...

Aug 24th

At Pittsburgh bloggest wearing social median t-shirt. Come say hi!!

Aug 23rd

Blogfest Pittsburgh in a short while.

Aug 23rd

OKAY, so where’s the site that has you track your sexual encounters as brightkite does your...

Aug 22nd

It may be embarrassing for my colleagues that I neti-pot in the public bathroom at work, but for me...

Aug 22nd

I work from home for a week & when I return, a city exists where Pittsburgh used to be.

Aug 22nd

Fueled with donuts, 4 boys are now jousting in the living room. Instead of lances, they use fists...

Aug 22nd

Little rats stayed up past midnight and STILL managed to beat me out of bed this morning. With...

Aug 22nd

Just did 132 pushups. Now the kids are still awake, but my arms are too tired to beat them.

Aug 22nd

3 of 4 sleepingover boys show no signs of slowing down. Maybe time for the old aerosolized whiskey...

Aug 22nd

Movie’s over, Bakugan battle commencing. Preparing for robotic toy destruction meltdown happy...

Aug 22nd

My kids are about to have their first ever sleepover. I should clarify, we’re HOSTING the...

Aug 21st

Oops! MCHammer tweet appears to have lost me a follower!

Aug 21st

Some days when I mention I have wicked gas, I’m talking about having paid extra for super...

Aug 21st

You know those yellow DeWalt radios that only get Country & Classic Rock stations? Want to see...

Aug 21st

I bought a ticket to the world! http://tinyurl.com/3xg66l

Aug 21st

A single lawnmower has been running outside my window for over 2 hours, apparently not moving....

Aug 21st

If you’re on Simplify Media and want to share my extensive Boston & Kansas collections,...

Aug 21st

Alex wants sherbet ice cream. So see ya twitternets - the 5 year old has needs!

Aug 20th

In the early days of Friendster, I set out to meet Kofi Annan. Kofi, if you’re listening:...

Aug 20th

Like an alcoholic proclaiming the success of a day without booze, I just bragged to a colleague,...

Aug 20th

Hank Williams’ Family Tradition is lodged inextricably in my head, like the fateful bullet in...

Aug 20th

Who taught my son to yell the taut imposition of a suburban New Jersey high-tension powerline? And...

Aug 20th

Twitter hangman, anyone? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Aug 20th

It’s a good thing I’m not a Sith Lord with the power to strangle people over the...

Aug 20th

Honore de Balzac’s Epigrams On Men, Women, and Love: a playbook of tweets, 150 years ahead of...

Aug 20th

Dinner last night. :) > http://bkite.com/01jeF

Aug 20th

Mike and the Mechanics need a miracle now more than ever.

Aug 20th

The good: SimplifyMedia iPhone client shows lyrics as songs play. The bad: Turns out all my favorite...

Aug 20th

I <3 37 Signals. And 37 flavors.

Aug 19th

You’d think McDonalds could get AMA approval as a producer of diet foods, the way a Big Mac...

Aug 19th

Waiting for the all-but-inevitable, “in bed,” rejoinder.

Aug 19th

punishing my children for being childish

Aug 19th

Congratulating myself publicly for doing 100 pushups this morning.

Aug 19th

Working in layers. A concept somewhere between simultasking and dressing for the occasion.

Aug 19th

The glory is not in never falling, but in rising each time you do.

Aug 19th

Cynicism is an albatross some wear as if it were a totally sweet mink coat.

Aug 18th

I can’t honestly say iPhone auto-correct has changed my typing for the butter.

Aug 17th

It seems intuitive enough that MangezMoi.com would be a good place to make a Manga Me. But guess...

Aug 17th

Jack dragonfly > http://bkite.com/01h2W

Aug 17th

In the morning sunlight, everything looks beautiful. Except for that overturned trashcan and dead...

Aug 16th

No point crying over spilled milk. But spilled lifesaving antedote is worth shooting up a roomful of...

Aug 15th

In the future, there will be unimaginative predictions regarding future inventions and events.

Aug 15th

My new haircut is really glossy > http://bkite.com/01goB

Aug 15th

My boys are going to flip out to get to see Clone Wars on opening night! Flip out and kill clone...

Aug 15th

What I learned on summer vacation: In Boston, one can buy </war> t-shirts without being added...

Aug 15th

Final night’s view from heaven > http://bkite.com/01frd

Aug 15th

Hey health nuts: Which muscles are the flabductors?

Aug 15th

Neither Chuck Norris nor I watch the weather. The weather watches him (and me) instead.

Aug 13th

Seriously now: is Istanbul the best the Turks could come up with? For that matter, why not return to...

Aug 12th

Muscles exausted from a day’s worth of play, and the fog on the lake is coming closer.

Aug 12th

Landing in Boston > http://bkite.com/01cYy

Aug 11th

At Ri Ra Irish Pub in Portland, Maine > http://bkite.com/01dpC

Aug 11th

This so-called talking ATM wouldn’t give me the time of day > http://bkite.com/01cYz

Aug 11th

Cyclone-style packing, then off to the airport. Pittsburgh to Boston to Maine for a about a week!

Aug 10th

on the deck outside the house at lake highland. 5 stars. Or more. :)

Aug 10th

Jetblue fly from pit to bos will be without satellite tv. Aka: sanity upgrade!

Aug 10th

Royal Carribbean on Highland Ave - awesome food, impeccable service, great vibe, affordable. 5...

Aug 10th

Just lost half my hair listening to a story about Russia, S. Ossetia, and Georgia. Bad cover songs,...

Aug 10th

Finally! A fully animated guide to correctly performing the official Beijing Olympics cheer!...

Aug 10th

So, myspace has Share This. Lets me share things on Facebook, but not on myspace itself. Hilarious....

Aug 10th

I just heard on NPR that the Pew Charitable Trust wants to hold the Fenders accountable. Huh??

Aug 10th

Just finished week 1 of the hundred-pushup-challenge. Results/blog: http://tinyurl.com/63r8gu

Aug 8th

Olympics-goers, if you haven’t learned it yet, it’s not too late. The official cheer:...

Aug 8th

Why does @hellotxt not own the status update game? Is it the whole Hello Kitty association...

Aug 8th

Why does @hellotxt not own the status update game? Is it the whole Hello Kitty association...

Aug 8th

Waiting for the big boys > http://bkite.com/01bo5

Aug 8th

Just heard the 13th “final boarding call” for fly 5911 to Atlanta, broadcast at...

Aug 7th

Fly = “flt” btw. Flt 5911 has finally closed its doors. Announced 3x. Will that finally...

Aug 7th

It’s not quite a ticket… > http://bkite.com/01bkV

Aug 7th

Bangkok Balcony FTW

Aug 7th

Strange day. Tiny town. Night falls. My neighbors <3 guns. The ceiling fan squeaks.

Aug 7th

I would love to have been a subject of this one: http://www.mojaveexperiment.com/

Aug 6th

Picking my jaw back up off the ground after looking through the Hadron collider pictures:...

Aug 6th

All smiles and chocolate. > http://bkite.com/019Xz

Aug 5th

having ice cream and chocolate sprinkles with Alex. Perfect!

Aug 5th

Apologies to anyone who’s experiencing problems with DM on Twitter. I used up quite a few of...

Aug 5th

If I were choosing a surgeon to remove a brain tumor, I’d ask questions like...

Aug 5th

I taught my son the law of conservation of momentum this morning. And be taught me the law of kids...

Aug 5th

Updated to iPhone 2.01. Phone running .01x faster now. Thank god for that update.

Aug 5th

Girlfriend: “Tomorrow I’m wearing this dress. Which I just realized could also be a...

Aug 5th

Hahlo looks out for my best interests, or at least so I tell myself whenever it crashes before I...

Aug 5th

Rumor has it that iPhone 2.01 is now available. We can finally start whining about what it...

Aug 5th

Lesson of the day: “Up your nose with a rubber hose” is actually a remarkably...

Aug 4th

Alex and I on the couch, relaxin’ > http://bkite.com/019qx

Aug 4th

Idlewild reminded me of a more innocent time, when tattoos weren’t for everyone and kids...

Aug 4th

Bakugan battle balls battle, occupying progeny while I become one with the snooze button.

Aug 2nd

Remember when Qdoba was a tolerable alternative to simply eating fistfuls of your own feces?

Aug 2nd

IM’ing with bobsheppard61 on yahoo chat. Claims to be “Jordan: “jdxgzR u busy this...

Aug 2nd

Retweeting @igierard: I has an iPhone

Aug 2nd

Uh oh, I think I broke Bob Sheppard 61: http://tinyurl.com/5gw78m

Aug 2nd

Yahoo! chat is full of these, um, bots?

Aug 2nd

Every other week, my kids return to me, reminding me that my psycho-pathologies may, in fact,...

Aug 2nd

Look what came from social median! > http://bkite.com/017ra

Aug 1st

Ahh, better. Morphine: “My biggest fear is (that) if I let you go, you’ll come and get...

Aug 1st

Earlier, listening to Missy Elliot was making me feel slutty & purile. Now it’s making me...

Aug 1st

For those following the Fandango saga, a happy almost-ending: http://tinyurl.com/6rcy93

Aug 1st

Retweeting @tarabrown: Batman: I can’t fricking understand you! (thanks @andreiz)...

Aug 1st

Even underwear designers need to think about usability considerations. Particularly the bozos who...

Aug 1st

Retweeting @mcnitt: iphone as modem ftw! just purchased http://tinyurl.com/5gz54a

Aug 1st

Was wireframing bank website and feeling dirty. Put on Missy Elliot and immediately felt cleaner -...

Aug 1st