August 2008
I’m sure glad the relevant measurement of pizza consumed isn’t diameter of pie, but weight of pizza eaten. Because that thing drawfed tires.
Look mom, no damn dahl, okay? > http://bkite.com/016O6
OK, bad news first: No red lentil dahl for dinner because I’m out of fresh ginger. Now the good news: Dahl not only cure for constiptation!
IM Spammers get codey. Check out this transcript from moments ago: http://tinyurl.com/6crw58
Spam on the IM-ernets. →
In fact, I think there’s some sort of code here. Can you decipher it?* Here’s the transcript…
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geoff barnes 7:54
ahh, good. I have…
July 2008
I’m pretty sure my central AC unit is cooling only itself.
Curse you @nick - I can’t get that friggin loop out of my head now. Also, berater, flea ate her, & “ah Mater,” belong with “theater.”
So my AC is running, but the air stream from the vents is negligible. What I wonder is, where is all that cold air going?
Seeking recommendations FOR or AGAINST AirMe iPhone app.
Get Satisfaction issue on the Fandango thing: http://gsfn.us/t/jv8
Fandango Sucks & Cinemark does too →
My experience with Fandango sucked. It was my first, and will definitely - DEFINITELY - be my last. What is the point of buying tickets in advance, paying 20% as a “convenience fee” (where the…
New blog post: Fandango Sucks & Cinemark does too http://tinyurl.com/6rcy93
Licking my wounds after giving Dark Knight a bad review. Related tip: don’t offend the twitter ninja mob, esp re: comic book movies.
Dark Knight movie review: long and crappy. Not worth the money I paid in gas to get to the theater. Or the time it took to watch it.
Forget anything good you ever thought about etickets: Fandango Cinemark = the worst epic fail suckfest ever. Proof available upon request.
Overhearing “Bust a Move” makes me think of Rilke, and how _someone_ could really have used some guidance: Letters To A Young MC, perhaps?
Thousands of Verizon-to-iPhone switchers have found this move-your-contacts tutorial helpful. Maybe you will too: http://snurl.com/2yyq7
Pour dejeuner cette apres midi, burritos de Madonna’s.
Have you taken the survey for people who make websites yet? I have, and you should too: http://aneventapart.com/survey2008/survey.php
Step one, check… > http://bkite.com/015Rl
I took the survey →
And if you’re a web professional (or amateur, for that matter), you should too. Click here, or on the link below to take it.
Why does this make me want to heap scorn on Seth Godin & his acolytes? http://tinyurl.com/5kr5an
Runs red lights, nearly kills baby in stroller, keeps on blabbing on cell phone > http://bkite.com/015Gf
Thinking there’s little reason my whole foods can’t stock a few u.s.-grown jalapeno peppers!
So, uh, California folks: Everyone out there okay? #earthquake
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” EPIC QUAYLE
Uh, yeah: the AAA batteries would be for my _ahem_ headphones. Thanks for your concern.
Also, I could really use two AAA batteries right about now.
I want a twitter update everytime someone gets the Double Salami.
110 dollars, 5 pairs of underwear, and 18 pairs of socks later.
Music Video Monday & Neil Diamond team up (thx twitters): Sweet Caroline. http://tinyurl.com/5hrd57
200 miles away from here, in a log cabin in ancient Appalachia, extranet bulk actions were far off nothings. But today the stalking resumes.
Staff meeting, but not for me. Extranet wireframes enslave me.
It’s so true, it’s just like the truth. http://tinyurl.com/6gok7y
Last night’s beautiful dinner with my beautiful girl. > http://bkite.com/015gC
If you’re on SocialMedian, I’d love to share news finds with you there. If you’re not on yet, I’ve got invites to share. @ me if interested.
MVM via WV - Sweet Caroline →
Spent the weekend in West Virginia, just east of Berkeley Springs. If you’ve never been there, I can recommend it not just for the bear-watching and wild blueberry-picking, but also for the…
I’m hewing an axe handle with an axe in my hand… http://twitpic.com/4xji
You can listen to Sean Callery’s soundtrack work from the show, “24,” but it will give you a heart attack for trying.
Racing to work at 60 mph, it occurs to me to google “iPhone-related car crash fatalities,” immediately.
You know the iPhone UI elements that look like binary sliders? Well you don’t actually “slide” them to operate. You tap. They’re tappers.
IA candidate interview calls to mind INXS song, “Guns In the Sky.”
And finally, the ability to delete sophomoric garbage wins the day.
Eh, scratch that. Something is to the illusion of something as something else is to overconfidence in the posession of something else.
Retweeting @noaman: My 4th year at EduWeb, conference for higher ed web developers, tells me higher education marketing is finally maturing.
I can tell it’s time to dust when setting my iPod down on the bookshelf produces a _crunch_ sound.
My good friend and always clever pundit @CasaDeQueso needs twitter followers to induce him to update his effing status more often.
Da da da, Love your hair. →
Interviewing an IA candidate, for really good reasons, INXS’ 80’s hit, “Guns in the Sky” would not leave my mind.
Twitteriffic iPhone app just reassigned @zeldman avatar to @vagynafondue in my tweet stream. Disconcerting juxtaposition.
iTwitterrific, when instructed to send a photo, quits instead.