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To the 30+ man watching Star Wars Episode 1 on your Pokemon-adorned Nintendo DS, you totally win.

Dec 2nd

That’s “will have.” cough cough.

Dec 1st

I’m like totally in Los Angeles, like right now. Should have developed an upper respiratory...

Dec 1st

Southwest could ditch the cynical heart graphic from its logo and go sincere with a middle finger.

Dec 1st

Chromasonally, the human race doesn’t appear to have progressed much since 17th century...

Dec 1st

Cyber Monday? Does this mean delivery on all the promises Tron made when we were sleeping together...

Dec 1st

If this airport were Mos Eisley, OH: These are not the drunks you’re looking for.

Dec 1st

On the flight from Las Vegas to Burbank, waiting to take off.

Dec 1st

Las Vegas airport, where there are enough slot machines to go around. http://bkite.com/02IOw

Dec 1st

Thanks to Skymall, by next week I’ll have learned French and lost 35 lbs without cracking a...

Dec 1st

Call NPR bourgeois if you will, but at least I know the etymology of the word...

Dec 1st

If I have more than 3 oz. of hair gel to take on the plane, I can just stow away the excess in my...

Dec 1st

Returning from the mountain wilderness to civilization has me wondering why I can’t find...

Dec 1st

I can’t decide whether to renew my passport or just spend the money on 70 Pissing Calvin...

Nov 27th

10:45 AM Who’s drunk?

Nov 27th

Leaving cell coverage area now, deep in the Alleghenies. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Nov 27th

OCD friends: How frustrated is too frustrated if the bacon won’t lay down flat enough in the...

Nov 27th

The guy who discovered the edibility of brussels sprouts most likely had problems with erectile...

Nov 27th

When the A-Team prequel gets greenlighted, I’m getting behind @wilw to play the young...

Nov 27th

Would you believe an anagram for Adobe Updater is “Bad Toad Puree?” Um, yeah, of course...

Nov 27th

There are many reasons Yammer is less fun than Twitter. And one of them really knows how to look...

Nov 27th

A gentle reminder: that pesky crust you’re relentlessly dislodging from your nasal septum is...

Nov 27th

We need a FAVRD Index - like a DJIA for funny stuff. Because screw all the reading, what’s the...

Nov 27th

If, at the grocery store, you ever find yourself in line behind someone buying a pregnancy test and...

Nov 27th

Wondering what will we call the agency which discovers life on another planet. NASAtan....

Nov 26th

And why don’t the “Dean’s Welome” messages start off with champagne and an...

Nov 26th

And then I was all, “Hey Stanford, you’re totally doing it wrong.” And they were...

Nov 26th

On ivy league websites, I expect the “Admissions” content to be a lot juicier than it...

Nov 26th

Looking over all these .edu sites, I understand why so many degrees are terminal.

Nov 26th

Snowing in Pittsburgh. I think I’ll skate home from work. In my car.

Nov 26th

Conner announced he will be writing a book called Karma Had A Bazooka. I am gonna be so totally...

Nov 26th

Study Abroad seems big, but which broad?

Nov 25th

Also, “I’k” = “I’m,” the contracted form of “I am.”...

Nov 25th

I’k curious: Are there ANY websites for MBA programs that actually compell you to consider...

Nov 25th

Took @Tony_D’s advice & tried to calm down with Absinthe and Billy Grahams, but somehow I...

Nov 25th

You know what’s a thing? Following someone just so your subsequent unfollow will trigger a...

Nov 25th

I’d tell my therapist how I cried all the way through Bolt, but I fear she’d abandon me...

Nov 25th

She thinks I’m kidding. Actually, I’m stating a fact that happens to be hilarious.

Nov 25th

“Bling-bling” is not even a sound made by a magpie. It is the sound made by a webcock in...

Nov 25th

€731.72 per month? But how much is that in bird shit?

Nov 25th

How often do you search Twitter by keyword or phrase, as opposed to search by username?

Nov 25th

Spam on @Brightkite from “verababy” who wants deepen relationship ok. Privacy FAIL

Nov 25th

Regarding Bolt: I cried through the movie and was reborn in the resplendent glow of its narrative...

Nov 25th

Reading @THE_REAL_SHAQ’s updates, I am grateful my carrier doesn’t charge me for SMS on...

Nov 25th

Jack’s turn at saying grace: God is great. God is nude. Let us thank him for our food....

Nov 25th

Magpie isn’t the first pimp-your-followers scheme, it’s just the latest 1 in which I...

Nov 25th

Why kids are worth the trouble: Alex just introduced me to Chuck, a hinged paperwad puppet clam...

Nov 25th

Can anyone point me to an explanation of how wordpress remembers avatars from the 1800’s...

Nov 25th

Huge argument among the kids. Lolligaggin’ vs. Lollipoppin’. Which is correct?...

Nov 25th

Sengala? Not Senegal, but Sengala?? Oh well then so much for realism! There’s no WAY Sprint...

Nov 24th

Call of Duty: World at War is rated M for Mature. Because vengeful killing is the undisputed primary...

Nov 24th

Hyundai Sonatas are good enough for Wall St. schmucks, too. #learned_on_24

Nov 24th

Seeing Jack Bauer sober again is a treasure no cheap Janjaweed wannabes can encircle me and...

Nov 24th

You know who else could whip up a senseless, tidal meme with his followers? Uh huh.

Nov 24th

I’m not saying it’s the BEST thing about Senegal, but at least Sprint/Nextel phones work...

Nov 24th

If I trick out my Mac any further, two unequivocally bad guys will come kill me in my living room...

Nov 24th

Hey guys, thanks a lot for post-facto making me #5 on 2 days ago’s leaderboard. I feel more...

Nov 24th

Turns out it’s easy to teach kids irony by bashing McDonalds while lunching at the Qdoba...

Nov 24th

I just paid for a Dr. Pepper. I’m glad that conflict of interests is behind me. I feel clean...

Nov 23rd

Has it occurred to anyone else that a great start to NaNoWriMo would be to stop abbreviating the...

Nov 23rd

Rug bile doesn’t age well. Time to go rent a steam cleaner.

Nov 23rd

Microupdates becoming serious business. http://tinyurl.com/6qs94z

Nov 23rd

Chinese Democracy is the new rickroll, and free Dr. Pepper is a far cry from adequate compensation...

Nov 23rd

iPhone 2.2 also offers the option to set the keyboard to ALL CAPS, a feature apparently beta tested...

Nov 23rd

I must ignore that he’s been dead for centuries, because according to the welcome screen...

Nov 23rd

Although on the rare occasions I use it, the microwave interferes with nearby electronics, I keep it...

Nov 23rd

The point is not that my kids are smart. It’s that maybe fundamentalist creationists are not.

Nov 22nd

Wait a second. That’s not John Denver playing Stringfellow Hawk. Is there anything to this...

Nov 22nd

FINALLY iPhone 2.2 lets me tirm off spellchrckrr, its abput fucking tome.

Nov 22nd

Letting Conner have a recovery day from his ADD meds. I’m going to need a recovery week before...

Nov 22nd

Spent an hour explaining evolution to my 3rd grade sons. An hour. 3rd graders. And they truly get...

Nov 22nd

What a way to wake up: all three kids giving me massages and declaring their love for their dad. And...

Nov 22nd

If you can fill a 140 character tweet with things about Chinese Democracy that don’t suck,...

Nov 22nd

Airwolf update #1: I’ll be wearing a white suit, white shirt with white tie, and polarized...

Nov 22nd

Damn it all to hell, I’ll just watch Airwolf.

Nov 22nd

John Denver playing cello on a river raft, look out! The Bald Eagle is a metaphor!

Nov 22nd

Airwolf works on many levels, chief among them being PULL YOUR PANTS UP, SOLDIER.

Nov 22nd

I wonder how it sounded in my way conservative neighbors’ dining room when I yelled,...

Nov 22nd

I’m not even through the opening sequence, and I know deciding to watch Airwolf tonight was...

Nov 22nd

Kudos to the genius who plastered the Savannah State Campus Shooting story with “Fall In Love...

Nov 22nd

Is there some reason we’re doing the MISSY_BOO thing again?

Nov 22nd

You’d be amazed how the muffcake suggestion opened Pandora’s Box.

Nov 22nd

This muffin vs. cupcake madness has to stop. A compromise for your consideration: MuffCake.

Nov 22nd

It’s Light Up Night in Pittsburgh, where everyone plus a gigantic Christmas tree downtown will...

Nov 22nd

How soon can I send them to military school, anyway?

Nov 22nd

How do you switch Gmail themes from “Still working?”

Nov 21st

Sitting down at my desk this morning I found myself looking for my seatbelt. Turns out to have been...

Nov 21st

My soup dinner tonight feels doubly comforting in that it’s cold outside, and that future Me...

Nov 21st

Julie’s trying to write a thank you note to her Thai hosts. In Thai. Thanking very kindly to...

Nov 21st

Hey Favrd friends: What kind of mileage do you estimate we’ll get out of puns concerning the...

Nov 21st

ขอบคณมาก บานสวย Love, Julie & Sam Translation: Thank you very much. Home beautiful. Love,...

Nov 21st

Botched writing advice: the use of [adjective+”ly”] adverbs is fundamentally lazy.

Nov 21st

Dear Microsoft, The help documentation is not the problem. Your incredibly clumsy compatibility...

Nov 21st

I’m totally freaking out. Genius just gained self-awareness, ironically placed Aretha...

Nov 21st

It figures that iPhone would spell-check & correct “figured” to read...

Nov 21st

What makes CEU Business School unique? Its humanitarian mission, innovative curriculum, or its use...

Nov 21st

Tomorrow is “light up night” in Pittsburgh. I know, for a lot of you that’s every...

Nov 21st

Am I the only one who thinks, “Bad Bandana?” every.single.time?

Nov 21st

Had a lot of fun at PCPGH meetup tonight. Know why? Because the intrinsic fun factor is high with...

Nov 20th

It took over 24 hours but I figures it out. Peter Gabriel read the entire self-help section and...

Nov 20th

Don’t laugh, but it turns out that Cock Chafer is actually an insect. Look it up.

Nov 20th

Is one of Peter Bergen’s credentials as a “terror specialist” that he tries so...

Nov 20th

What do you want to bet Tom Daschle’s health plan includes increasing the supply of Anthrax...

Nov 19th

I feel embarrassed about implying that Barney Frank resembles a Hog Tick earlier, because the insect...

Nov 19th

Wait, wait, I’M PittGirl.

Nov 19th

Hog tick: A wingless, blood-sucking ectoparasite that lives on the skin of pigs. This is what came...

Nov 19th

Just bought my first Peter Gabriel album, for the bargain price of “my pride.”

Nov 19th

While I was buying Peter Gabriel, Julie bought The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. So it’s a toss-up,...

Nov 19th

Creating a Google alert for your own name is like planning a monumental library filled with archives...

Nov 19th

After watching @hotdogsladies fantastic Getting Things Done presentation on Youtube, I realize why...

Nov 18th

Seems I just keep getting more Brightkite invitations to give out. Anyone want one?

Nov 18th

Listening to Kruder & Dorfmeister and practically making love to these meeting notes I’m...

Nov 18th

Googling yourself is merely a venial sin.

Nov 18th

What do you mean I can’t follow myself?

Nov 18th

The main usability failure of morning is its lack of affordances for disoriented users.

Nov 18th

Jerry Yang will step down as CEO of Yahoo! Headhunter Heidrick & Struggles was hired to search...

Nov 18th

My friend Max used to have a hat from a shop in Colorado: Master Bait & Tackle. Seriously...

Nov 18th

Maybe it’s a failure of spelling to debate the sicko intentions of a purveyor of fine salami,...

Nov 18th

Talking with @justinkownacki, @mrdirby, and Debra from Pop City Media about OMGPittsburgh.com. Also,...

Nov 17th

The end of the day must be near, because I just heard a dinosaur whistle blow, and I’m craving...

Nov 17th

Stars are great for cheering “Yay!” at the occasional gems, but a “Boo!”...

Nov 17th

That little ball of lint at the bottom of his pants pocket was keeping The Green Lantern’s...

Nov 17th

Someone went a little heavy on the cow manure in the office coffee today. My mouth could grow...

Nov 17th

In thanks for Sarah Palin’s heroic destruction of the McCain candidacy, please tell us what...

Nov 17th

Gulf War illness is real, says a new federal report. I worry, though, that they’re jumping to...

Nov 17th

Stuffed cabbage is miraculous in that it can produce warm winds that can simultaneously heat a...

Nov 17th

I’m surprised there aren’t more practice Monday-sourpuss cracks on Sunday nights....

Nov 17th

Oh, Sunday. I know you’re here to collect on that IOU. But I still don’t understand why...

Nov 16th

Home Depot. You can do it. We can help empty your wallet.

Nov 16th

Hey @CcSteff, looks like it’s back to taunting the hobos with your pearly white smile.

Nov 16th

Julie’s rendition of “Groovy Kind of Love” just made all the neighborhood...

Nov 16th

Me: Why would you ever want to leave an embrace this intimate? Julie: Because I’m dying to...

Nov 16th

I heard it’s rude to Twitter from a wedding. Damn this bathroom is crowded.

Nov 16th

I have to admit, I imagine French Twitters are more concerned with her pleasure.

Nov 15th

Is it a sign of old age that I don’t even blink at surrendering an hour every Saturday to Car...

Nov 15th

If you take any advice from Click & Clack, make it the relationship advice. Anything that helps...

Nov 15th

The B-94 Top 8 at 8 is proof positive that female Cylons are total club sluts.

Nov 15th

I know just how you feel, strange radio lady: “Sick of this dress and these Jimmy...

Nov 15th

Q: “Mustache” or “Moustache?” A: God save us from Styx in either case.

Nov 14th

Parenting Axiom #107: A pound of fury weighs more than a pound of feathers from your just-destroyed,...

Nov 14th

How is it possible that humanity made it this far without life coaches?

Nov 14th

OH: I’m just dying to put some sausage in my mouth.

Nov 14th

I guess the pope was calling NASA all night demanding an explanation of this suspicious server log...

Nov 14th

If you think God was pissed at Adam & Eve about that apple, wait til He finds out about NASA and...

Nov 14th

Oh, to hell with appearances. I’m moving the coffee maker to my bedroom.

Nov 14th

Parenting Axiom #106: Parental pride is a dry & delicate leaf in the flame of a stranger’s...

Nov 14th

OMG panic attack. Brightkite’s down. How will 6 people know I’m at 600 River Rd,...

Nov 13th

Parenting Axiom #105: You just won the Sleep Deprivation lottery, and it’s an annuity award.

Nov 13th

As I wait for XP to launch in Parallels, I’m reminded of how downright thrilling it is to...

Nov 13th

Damn right I talk to my computer. With Omni Graffle, it’s all pillow talk. But Visio’s...

Nov 13th

Parenting Axiom #104: It’s better not to know where that toothbrush was hiding.

Nov 13th

Parenting Axiom #103: Nintendo DS games are weary pilgrims trying to get home to the dryer.

Nov 13th

my Twitter rank is inscrutable.

Nov 13th

Twitterwank?

Nov 13th

You’d be amazed at the diversity of interpretations of the midday declaration, “time to...

Nov 13th

What Twitterank.com doesn’t tell you is that your rank exists on a scale that also includes...

Nov 12th

Everything dies. Including the Internet. Who here knows IPR?

Nov 12th

my twitter rank is a meaningless number! http://tinyurl.com/5mwcln

Nov 12th

RT @danamart: you only succeed when you help others succeed.

Nov 12th

On this morning’s edition of can my dreams please come true, an haute couture nudist sunburn...

Nov 12th

Is Las Vegas full of Las Vegans?

Nov 12th

It’s gotten damn near impossible to find a good roast beef sandwich around here. Apparently...

Nov 12th

Via @gjhead and shared with thanks - where to get a real roast beef sandwich....

Nov 12th

Is @Twitter not sending direct messages, or are they just appearing unsent in my outbox? Because I...

Nov 12th

Who’s your favorite visual artist? Mine is DuChamps because he irrevocably altered the...

Nov 12th

Words cannot express the depth of my embarrassment that my Bonnie Tyler tweet is sitting on the...

Nov 12th

I never cared for Bonnie Tyler before, but recently I’ve had a total eclipse of the heart.

Nov 12th

On a scale of 1 to 20, Hahlo’s reliability is abysmal. It’s reliably abysmal though. I...

Nov 12th

I used to hate all the acid flashbacks, but I’ve come to see things differently.

Nov 11th

I used to have an irrational fear of therapists. Then I got my head straight.

Nov 11th

I used to get really depressed that I was a lousy shot at basketball, but then I learned to rebound.

Nov 11th

Ugh. Just learned that old friend and colleague, artist Patrick Welsh, passed away in Chicago in...

Nov 11th

I used to want to be a philosopher when I grew up. But I questioned its societal value.

Nov 11th

Just received a total gem of a gift from @JSVanBuskirk - Tiny Bedtime Stories. This is so cool!...

Nov 11th

My poor, innocent kids! Someone convinced them that a pill would prevent cooties. Of course I set...

Nov 11th

I think as long as my Secret Service codename doesn’t end up being “Shooter,”...

Nov 11th

You ever get an earful from someone for starring their somber tweet that you misread as funny?...

Nov 11th

When Bush does finally arrive at Bin Laden’s cave to smoke him out, I bet they use Bin...

Nov 11th

How’s this chintzy “rabbit’s foot” keychain gonna bring me good luck...

Nov 11th

I knew I’d lost the discipline faceoff when, in the middle of scolding them for sticking...

Nov 11th

The stink-eye the dental technician just gave me makes me wonder if she thinks I stole this onion...

Nov 10th

Thanks everyone! You’re all famous in our conference room now!

Nov 10th

Giving that long-anticipated twitter presentation. Say hi to the room? Keep it clean though.

Nov 10th

Being asked, “What FOUR superpowers would you choose,” sure relieves the pressure to...

Nov 10th

Using my own account for twitter presentation at work tomorrow. Also, you know the nightmare where...

Nov 10th

Followers: I’m really pleased to be in your Twitter stream. If only it didn’t sound so...

Nov 9th

Parenting Axiom #102: A dollar given with instructions regarding how it should be spent will always...

Nov 9th

I told my kids it’s a sin to wonder what time church is over. In 20-years-from-now dollars, I...

Nov 9th

A lot can happen in 72 days.

Nov 9th

He thinks it’s hilarious that he discovered months-old underwear in his bed. I can’t...

Nov 9th

To a kid with Aspergers, Chicken Vindaloo is surprising like accidentally getting Icy Hot on your...

Nov 9th

You haven’t experienced castration anxiety until you’ve had nightmares about pants...

Nov 9th

We meet again, basement mess. I see you’ve grown since our last battle. No matter, so have my...

Nov 8th

RT @jevaun: listen up people. We (black folks) DID NOT throw gay rights under the bus. read the...

Nov 8th

Thanks a ton, Madagascar 2. My kids will now be chanting “I like ‘em big! I like...

Nov 8th

Remember when I asked you to help me learn about Favrd. It was fun & here’s the write-up....

Nov 8th

I suspect my 99.8% @grader score strongly implies a commensurate 0.2% #has-a-life score.

Nov 8th

Sure, working at home *sounds* great. But you really miss the public bathroom moments, like...

Nov 8th

Speaking of Astroglide, we just got back from seeing Madagascar 2.

Nov 8th

When @favrd misses so many stars I gave, I feel like I returned from a hilarious honeymoon only to...

Nov 8th

Look, Phil Collins. If you really didn’t care anymore, why’d you make such a production...

Nov 8th

This new Twitter meme that bandies about slippery ass references is vaporous, messy, and hard to...

Nov 8th

You know you came into the middle of a conversation when the first thing you hear is the apparent...

Nov 8th

The sweetest vindication is that the old man and his pitt bull were so wrong about The Real America.

Nov 7th

Welcome @al_gore to twitter, everybody!

Nov 7th

Kids begging me to let them have a Twitter account where they can post jokes & made-up words. As...

Nov 7th

Well, Conner’s home. Farewell, quiet old Friday. Hello, what-the-hell-planet-is-this-again?

Nov 7th

IA Zen revelation: Something is concrete, nothing is abstract.

Nov 7th

Jack: Can I ask that hobo why hobos are called hobos? Me: No, that’s a question for an...

Nov 7th

Two monks are meditating. The younger monk looks quizzically at the elder monk who responds,...

Nov 7th

I too was followed by @AznSexy in its pre-sentience days. Then it woke up today and left. Damn...

Nov 7th

Dude, maybe Twitter time isn’t linear. Maybe it’s circular n shit. Note: Yes. “n...

Nov 7th

Men, it goes like this: 1. Learn important news. 2. Tell girlfriend important news. 3. Tweet...

Nov 7th

Pro tip: If it’s important news, tell your girlfriend before you post it to Twitter.

Nov 7th

Though not divorced, I’m definitely a step closer. The incredible news is how much support I...

Nov 7th

Pittsburghers: Do you have 3 incredibly awesome, seasonal photos from around the city or region?...

Nov 7th

Statistically, there is a 70% chance my divorce will settle today. I’ll take the same odds...

Nov 6th

In addition to manipulating the time stream, I think I lost weight and became a faster, more...

Nov 6th

It took me well over an hour, but I just slowed the space-time continuum to a bearable pace.

Nov 6th

Shit. Something just occurred to me. What if the LHC was never really turned off, and this entire...

Nov 6th

I know the election has brought out everyone’s best when I can’t get a tweet past page 5...

Nov 5th

NICE WORK, EVERYBODY.

Nov 5th

I’ve plainly been blown away by everyone’s thoughtful behavior today. Did we shed some...

Nov 5th

“Divorce is the only human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.” -Rita Mae Brown

Nov 5th

Guys, I have a huge court date tomorrow, at which I’m hoping to end a 2-year divorce. Please...

Nov 5th

Aw, you guys are awesome. I’m overwhelmed. So, between 11:00 AM and 3:00 EST tomorrow, would...

Nov 5th

I don’t want to slow the lovefest, but can we channel some of this momentous energy and use it...

Nov 5th

I feel a blinding rush of love, an indescribable oneness with all life this morning. And I...

Nov 5th

It’s not like Palin’s career is over. She still has options. Obscurity or irrelevance,...

Nov 5th

I’ll tell you what’s FTW. President Obama, brought to you by decency’s resurgence....

Nov 5th

The other countries called. They’re starting to like us again.

Nov 5th

It’s a referendum on a lot of things, basic decency principal among them.

Nov 5th

And now, it’s a race between hope and hopeless.

Nov 5th

You know what I do think would be glorious though? Watching Ann Coulter’s face melt as the...

Nov 5th

Our Canadian pals probably have a Twitter alternative in reserve for days like today, when our USA...

Nov 5th

OH: Elderly white female poll worker remarking, “I’ve never seen so many colored people...

Nov 4th

THAT ONE

Nov 4th

THAT ONE.

Nov 4th

Twitter’s delivering SMS tweets today with all the expedience of Sarah Palin pursuing an...

Nov 4th

Of all the labels Palin’s been given during the campaign, the one I adore most reads...

Nov 4th

Thank you and welcome new followers. I try to be entertaining & honest, but make no promises of...

Nov 4th

I’m just so excited for Governor Palin to return to her home state of Alaska. And I know you,...

Nov 4th

Does anyone else feel like casting their vote today resembled dropping a penny into a bottomless...

Nov 4th

When presented with iVotronic machine, I requested a paper ballot and was told, “Good...

Nov 4th

Mood lighting: Check. Imported sexy music: Check. Jetlagged girlfriend asleep on the dining room...

Nov 4th

Cindy McCain says media gives Palin a bad rap. But in all fairness, She’s Crafty wasn’t...

Nov 4th

Seriously: if you don’t vote, please @msg or email & tell me why. I’m curious about...

Nov 4th

If McCain wins tomorrow, look for “Ow, My Balls” to begin airing nationally this spring.

Nov 4th

Probably the biggest lesson I’ve learned from Alphaville is that things will happen while they...

Nov 4th

Isn’t “A Family Tradition” reason enough not to care about Hank Williams...

Nov 4th

Bring on the headless horses, wherever they may roam. Shiver and say the words of every lie...

Nov 3rd

LiteFM teaches me stuff. Like how sincerity rhymes. And bubblegum’s popularity never wanes.

Nov 3rd

With enough time and effort, Twitter + Favrd might just evolve into something like Email + folders.

Nov 3rd

Garlic bagels should come with scratch n’ sniff warning labels about the digestive...

Nov 3rd

Discovered what being on the woman’s end of premature ejaculation feels like when Favrd...

Nov 3rd

If you’re going to steal my login credentials over the open wifi, at least be smart enough not...

Nov 2nd

The way things are going for Kim Jong Il’s looks, he’ll be able to score a hot husband...

Nov 2nd

I ordered a banana and she asked me if I wanted it peeled. Is that anything?

Nov 2nd

I’m at the 61C, doing work on Sunday.

Nov 2nd

Her: In Bangkok I got the best facial ever. Want to hear about it? Me: No thx Her: But it was 90...

Nov 2nd

My true love just returned from Thailand. As she recounts her adventures, I listen carefully for any...

Nov 2nd

Need a paper towel? Mint? Cologne? Collar stays? Shoehorn? Shoehorn? Can this whole...

Nov 2nd

I guess it does take a fair amount of lap straddling and ear nibbling to realize Swadisthana would...

Nov 2nd

Competing for a parking spot at this strip mall brewery is like being one of a thousand flies...

Nov 1st

Wow. Besides the hangovers and sore “fun parts,” Halloween isn’t at all like...

Nov 1st