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I think @chrisbrogan’s #spotlight idea is so cool, I’m going to do it routinely for a...

Oct 31st

For Halloween, I’m going to discover that @SeoulBrother & @TinyBuddha are one and the...

Oct 31st

I’m trick or treating as a slutty 4th grader. How much candy can I have?

Oct 31st

Best message ever! A+++ Would totally retweet. http://twitter.com/mayjah/status/983138850

Oct 31st

My trick or treating gang. Scared yet??? http://bkite.com/027u1

Oct 31st

Alex is a penguin. Jack is the grim reaper. And Conner, well, he’s the scary one: weird kid...

Oct 31st

My avatar promotion this Halloween is medieval.

Oct 31st

This Halloween: You won’t see them coming, and they’ll sack your ass with barely a roll...

Oct 31st

Who are your 5 favorite twitterers I may not know already? List and hashtag #spotlight

Oct 31st

Hey Pittsburgh, 5 tweeps you may not know. Each worth following: @indefensible @alinasmith @onnyc...

Oct 31st

I’m not “going as” anything. I’m from Pittsburgh. We’re all zombies...

Oct 31st

Posting your best tweet right before 8:00 PM eastern is like going to a brothel with $10k in your...

Oct 31st

If Apple understands its market, they’ll put a STAR THIS TWEET button on the next generation...

Oct 31st

Well, reading my kids Breton at bedtime is bearing fruit: they’re telling Dada madlibs stories...

Oct 31st

You’re all communists, Twitter, and I know you’re voting for Ayers.

Oct 31st

In Pittsburgh, the fashion differential between women and men is ghastly. Yeah guys, that dress...

Oct 31st

Wait a minute. “Swing state” means WHAT?? Oh that is SO disappointing. Not why I moved...

Oct 31st

Also in Pittsburgh, using “ghastly” in a tweet about men’s fashion marks me for...

Oct 31st

What else is there to do, when the tweet says “Help! There’s a psycho killer with a...

Oct 31st

Oh hai! I’m in yr voting machinez, favrding yr republikinz. http://hellotxt.com/l/rHDh

Oct 31st

I’ll bet the primary use case for Amazon.com mobile is dorks like me ordering science books...

Oct 30th

This much time spent in the bathroom spells the end for my attempt at an all beef jerky diet.

Oct 30th

RT @onnyc 99.44% that means his campaign looked into it… of course in western pa, race is a...

Oct 30th

Aw! I didn’t realize last night’s game was a MINI GAME. I love mini games! And maybe I...

Oct 30th

I wonder how McCain’s 99.44% wink at the KKK on Larry King felt to non-white Republicans.

Oct 30th

SIMPLY STUNNING. Just like pure, white Ivory soap: “…ninety nine and forty four one...

Oct 30th

I lived in Chicago when the Bulls won their “Threepeat” championship. Tipped cars burned...

Oct 30th

In some of your tamer baseball-loving neighborhoods where the children of erstwhile 80’s...

Oct 30th

McCain “totally convinced that 99.44% of the American people” will be uninfluenced by...

Oct 30th

Hall and Oates: at least they weren’t the ones who were out of touch.

Oct 30th

By Friday they’ll be arguing that Obama is actually in charge of Al Qaeda, and that it’s...

Oct 29th

I wonder if McCain has sent home the catering team yet.

Oct 29th

When you mistype a wisecrack about being above the medium in which you’re making that joke, is...

Oct 29th

Gmail’s claim that it’s “Still Working,” reminds me of when W. landed on...

Oct 29th

This is scary. After writing that professional recommendation, I can’t seem snap out of...

Oct 29th

Suggested to a brain surgeon today that his website should highlight only his “virtuoso...

Oct 29th

If you think plastic vomit on the dining room floor makes a hilarious gag, just imagine the added...

Oct 29th

Run DMC’s “Proud to be Black” confers to me the most contented smile, makes me...

Oct 28th

“Just reuse that other sitemap” is a formula for IA disaster.

Oct 28th

The surest way to attract conversation at the office is to put on headphones & a Do Not Disturb...

Oct 28th

If Charles Barkley wins the governor’s mansion, I think Alabama can look forward to leading...

Oct 28th

Somber job completed. http://bkite.com/023zr

Oct 28th

Well, it’s getting late, and somebody’s got to put on a black trench coat & a fedora...

Oct 28th

Our gerbil that died tonight was over 5 years old, the upper end of the life expectancy range. So in...

Oct 28th

The gerbil’s name was Marshmallow. Pretty good, I guess. But how much cooler would...

Oct 28th

Maybe this is why you can’t have nice things. http://bkite.com/023d8

Oct 28th

Three bawling kids & one dead gerbil, and I can’t stop thinking about what great material...

Oct 28th

When I read @thedayhascome’s “micropenis” tweet just now, its awesomeness...

Oct 28th

Alex made a drawing of his hand & labeled it, “hand.” Then I crossed out the label...

Oct 27th

It’s not like I’ve got enough on my hands feeding 3 hungry boys, so I’ll be...

Oct 27th

Pro tip: Apple corer/slicers are actually the devil. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oct 27th

In a coup for LOL-speak, I am here to report that my youngest says, “Nom nom nom,” with...

Oct 27th

17 years later, what occurs to me about that time I got high with a roomful of Harvard brainiacs? IQ...

Oct 27th

Frustrated. Porn stripped of the cheesy puns shouldn’t be so hard to come by.

Oct 27th

The bad news today is the death of my iMac G5 20” which was pronounced completely effed...

Oct 27th

My God, how long are we going to have to wait for Billy Joel to write a catchy tune about the...

Oct 27th

Every time I turn on IM, I get Coho’d. A minute ago: “Do you feel weird?” Me: Does...

Oct 27th

Nothing but fun. http://bkite.com/021KQ

Oct 26th

Twitter’s a great fit for me because I can shout to the bottom of that well with the same...

Oct 26th

Under which candidate’s health plan does every Adderall script written for my kid come with a...

Oct 26th

I’d be more confident blindfolded in a corn maze than I am in Facebook’s iPhone app. No...

Oct 26th

Me: Alex, must five be such a cantankerous phase!? Alex: What does “phase” mean?

Oct 26th

It’s gonna take hours for Chris Martin to come down from whatever crushingly powerful...

Oct 26th

Chris Martin may be this generation’s Bono, but I bet his Restless Leg Syndrome drives Gwyneth...

Oct 26th

I’ve heard the promises, and I’m changing my name to Don D. Raper.

Oct 26th

Con-fake-sion: When McCain clearly didn’t know shit about western Pennsylvania last week,...

Oct 26th

I love how Western Pennsylvania’s suddenly in the spotlight, as if we were unfairly singled...

Oct 26th

***Time to withdraw your votes. Please UN-STAR http://tinyurl.com/5nwdr9 if you starred it...

Oct 26th

Just got back from dropping off the kids for a remote location sleepover. No, that’s not a...

Oct 26th

I promise more deserving tweets to come, but will you help me with an experiment? Star this tweet...

Oct 26th

The narrator begins: “Four whores & seven beers ago.” What IS this thing?...

Oct 26th

For all in tents and porpoises, this update is useless.

Oct 25th

If I were a bartender, I would think a lot about the optimum shape of the bar itself. I’m...

Oct 25th

Target has installed brain scan devices at the entrances that prevent shoppers from being able to...

Oct 25th

Waiting to be unfollowed by therapists & life coaches. Related: I’m glad my sister &...

Oct 25th

“Don’t drive like my sister,” just doesn’t sound right. I wonder if my...

Oct 25th

Conner, my somewhat effeminate aspie 9 y.o., to his brothers: THESE are BOYS TIGHTS. Alex, 5 &...

Oct 25th

2 college degrees, 8 years of teaching, 4 years in industry, a family to raise, & it all comes...

Oct 25th

Beyond its joke delivery service, twitter’s not half bad for “talking to people.”...

Oct 25th

The singular form of pantalones must be pantalone, which I guess makes sense but what does any of...

Oct 25th

ONCE!! ONCE!! Did I do it right?

Oct 25th

From 10+ miles away, the Pitt fireworks show rattled my bedroom windows. Can this be?? Map:...

Oct 25th

A multitude of sirens. There is some medium/heavy industry on nearby Neville Island. Explosions...

Oct 25th

I used to worry that my aspie son will never fit in. But then I realized that, all in all, Cirque de...

Oct 25th

Ever make a fortune online? That’s net gain.

Oct 24th

Confession: I realized the meme was worn out before I went to sleep last night, but relied your...

Oct 24th

…and your gracious tolerance for my selfish disregard of the unwritten rules both humbles and...

Oct 24th

The value of the dollar rising? That’s fun by the pound.

Oct 24th

Prompted by @toldorknown to let that meme go. That’s my cue.

Oct 24th

As an experiment, I’ll be disconnecting from the social web for the remainder of the day....

Oct 24th

Congratulations to American finance on totally winning the economic race to the bottom.

Oct 24th

Brief update on the day’s hiatus from social web: It’s going great, a complete success,...

Oct 24th

Office kitchen etiquette tip: Don’t eat other people’s food. If it doesn’t have...

Oct 24th

Can anyone verify the rumor that the NYSE and NASDAQ will be converting to the SWAPMEET format in...

Oct 24th

I guess the funny thing about memes is how you have to just feel your way into them. Just like...

Oct 24th

Worst flu season in decades, amidst a shortage of vaccine?? That’s enough to make you sick.

Oct 24th

If you weren’t following me closely yesterday, you missed my first, and possibly last day...

Oct 24th

Proud to be @blicarea’s first follower. If you haven’t discovered his site,...

Oct 24th

But I guess if all my patients were claiming Fibromyalgia, I’d prescribe placebo half the time...

Oct 24th

Half of doctors routinely prescribe placebo??? Outrageous. When I pay for Valium, damnit, I want...

Oct 24th

I think we can all feel pretty proud that Favrd hasn’t deteriorated to become simply a forum...

Oct 24th

Palin uses mnemonics to remember geography: “Iran. Iran’s so far away. Like a child,...

Oct 24th

In Real America, if something scares us, we attack it.

Oct 24th

What was this, anyway? The, “confusing antecedent, vague dual-entendre-laden,...

Oct 24th

In Real America, “Save up to 50% or more,” is logical, believable, and something around...

Oct 24th

FYI, you can “only” star 250/day. But you guys are such funny MF’ers. In the name...

Oct 24th

We need an immediate moratorium on tweets involving humor, insight, or important links. Come...

Oct 24th

Twitter just announced the passage of a 750-star bailout plan to the favourites method crisis of...

Oct 24th

Using Passive FTP to upload files might be easier on the server? That’s putting it mildly.

Oct 24th

Rick? That’s how we roll.

Oct 24th

Curious about narrative? That’s the story.

Oct 24th

An 80’s TV ripoff of the Guiness Book concept? That’s Incredible.

Oct 24th

Casually inserting “quelquechose” in your American english tweet? That’s...

Oct 24th

When @tj beats you to the one with sing-along value? That’s the way the ball bounces.

Oct 24th

When you unconsciously adjust yourself in public to relieve an itch? That’s reflexive.

Oct 24th

Doubting this meme’s obvious allure? That’s doubtful.

Oct 24th

When you give me all your love & do it the very best you can? That’s the way -uh huh, uh...

Oct 24th

What, that? That’s that.

Oct 24th

See the period terminating the next sentence? That’s the end of the line.

Oct 24th

Trying to remember why I was asking folks about memory loss.

Oct 23rd

In Real America, when the bumper sticker says, “My juvenile delinquent beat up your honors...

Oct 23rd

Stealing a coworker’s last bag of darjeeling? That’s not my cup of tea.

Oct 23rd

Twitter figured out the missing-favorites issue. Apparently you can only star so many per day....

Oct 23rd

In Real America, the First Ammendment is celebrated with Peeing Calvin windshield stickers.

Oct 23rd

In Real America, education is an elitist waste of perfectly good beer money.

Oct 23rd

Taking fish oil to cure dyslexia? That’s a bunch of carp.

Oct 23rd

A tweet about the tweet I’m tweeting? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Oct 23rd

In Real America, we’re God’s favorites.

Oct 23rd

What’s the worst thing about losing your memory as you get older?

Oct 23rd

In Real America, you can get all the medical attention anyone could possibly really need at the...

Oct 23rd

In Real America, the wet t-shirt competition is family friendly.

Oct 23rd

Well, the neighbor’s screaming again. But gas prices are down, which makes it easy for me to...

Oct 23rd

In Real America, the truckstops sell out of Vienna Sausages and 128-oz. travel mugs, and don’t...

Oct 23rd

If you’re coming to Pittsburgh this winter & need a place to stay, make sure to line...

Oct 23rd

The band you were in as a teenager sucked, no matter how convincingly you lie to your children.

Oct 23rd

Indiana doest even DO daylight savings time. And THAT’S the kind of environment that grows a...

Oct 22nd

Corrected: Indiana started on DST in 2006. Arizona still refuses to participate, however. Total...

Oct 22nd

Blowing compressed air at the dust to fix your computer is like my dogs hiding beneath the porch to...

Oct 22nd

Coming up the hill on a beautiful drive back to Pittsburgh. http://bkite.com/01WF0

Oct 22nd

Any day now, I expect we’ll hear the accusation that Obama’s success with social media...

Oct 22nd

The heater’s running overtime, fighting cold snap mornings more and more.

Oct 22nd

Pittsburgh, Robots, and Public Art: http://tinyurl.com/65op6b

Oct 22nd

First Special K and now Proposition K? What’s up with the letter K and guys who can’t...

Oct 22nd

That’s funny, I don’t FEEL un-American.

Oct 22nd

Guys, this is true: I used to teach at the university where McCain made today’s now famous...

Oct 22nd

When I used to teach, I tried for a promotion to Dean of Student Body Exploration. Then I got fired....

Oct 22nd

Every time I leave my lawyer’s office, I consider going straight to the welfare office and...

Oct 21st

Bummer. I favorited so many more tweets today than what favrd is showing! That’s probably true...

Oct 21st

This post should be from Ellisnce http://bkite.com/01V7K

Oct 21st

1995 is FAR from over. It’s just retreated to the navigation schemes of community bank...

Oct 21st

it’s become compulsory to mispronounce “pundit,” as if it’s...

Oct 21st

Just installed the @Brightkite App for iPhone. Brady, Martin, Lesley, et al: GREAT WORK. Get BK...

Oct 21st

At Elliance http://bkite.com/01USr

Oct 21st

Facebook, it’s time to introduce user-defined, ad-hoc groups w/o add notifications. E.G.: High...

Oct 21st

My kids are making a youtube video of themselves performing BY THE TIME I GET TO ARIZONA &...

Oct 21st

Oh, you know what I remembered after watching TV for an hour tonight? I remembered that TV SUCKS.

Oct 21st

New McCain ad begins defiantly, “The last eight years haven’t worked very well, have...

Oct 21st

My god. You could make me the star of my own porn flick and still not tear me away from this...

Oct 21st

OId fun Favrd goal: Be the first to star a tweet that goes supernova. Updated for nihilist mood du...

Oct 21st

Maybe it’s a sickness. But, to me, Ben Bernanke on C-SPAN is way better drama than The Sarah...

Oct 21st

I wish there was a way to erase tweets from my twitter stream without unfollowing them. You know,...

Oct 20th

The problem with black canvas pants is that they show stains embarrassingly well. Especially yogurt...

Oct 20th

While I want to agree with David Lynch, I definitely just watched on my iPhone & experienced at...

Oct 20th

FINALLY. The disenfranchised retired black republican great power military leader swing vote looks...

Oct 20th

Corrected: Drop Jack Off - Wrestling move invented by WWF wrestler Jake “The Snake”...

Oct 20th

Following followers of @omgpittsburgh & hoping everyone signs up to contribute to the new blog....

Oct 20th

Breaking in the air compressor @jkresen got me for Christmas 2007. Then beating up Fonzie.

Oct 20th

“Drop Jack off,” which I hear often from my ex, is a textbook example of why not to end...

Oct 20th

From Thin Lizzie to Depeche Mode to Gwen Steffani. That’s what happens when we replace real...

Oct 20th

iPhone + Twitter + ambulatory nature = even more rooms in my home in which I can waste hours in...

Oct 20th

Guy who isn’t following me. @justinkownacki of STBD presenting on Twitter at #pcpgh...

Oct 19th

Find me, let’s get together for an after-conference thingy.

Oct 19th

Alex Landefeld at closing remarks for #PCPGH http://bkite.com/01TwP

Oct 19th

If you’re looking for me, this is what I look like RIGHT NOW....

Oct 19th

At 36, I find myself starring tweets the way I made out with hot chicks in my 20’s. Where...

Oct 19th

OMGPITTSBURGH is alive on Twitter, PBWiki, Gmail, Yahoo. More to come…

Oct 19th

Hey. Go friend @omgpittsburgh

Oct 19th

Working on OMGPITTSBURGH.

Oct 19th

I just managed to say something that sounded like I’m here to exploit my friends vs. share...

Oct 19th

I’m in Room E (420, dude) with @chrisbrogan and a roomful of people I don’t know but...

Oct 19th

I’m at Podcamp Pittsburgh 2008. And so are you.

Oct 19th

Looking for authors for new blog, omgpittsburgh.com - if you’re a local with tons to share, go...

Oct 19th

I’m in Room C learning stuff. There are a lot of other people in here. The room’s...

Oct 19th

I guess maybe I should have prefaced that with a description of how quickly blueberries send my son...

Oct 19th

We’re launching http://www.omgpittsbugh.com this afternoon. @chrisbrogan moved a room to...

Oct 19th

This blog will be migrating to a new home

Oct 19th

Leaving within the hour for day 2 (or day 1 if you’re me this weekend, which you’re not)...

Oct 19th

Suffering the burn of 6 mol/L acid indigestion after that pizza. And see? 20 years later, my...

Oct 19th

Got frustrated on way to Red Star to meet up with PCPGH crowd & decided to come home instead....

Oct 19th

Haz new phone, but nobody’s phone number, etc. Call me. Let’s try this so-called...

Oct 19th

At Shadyside Apple Store, awaiting a replacement iPhone. Apparently those static bursts were neither...

Oct 18th

If we met last PM at PCPGH drinks & I’m not yet following you, pls @msg me & say so....

Oct 18th

It would be infinitely funnier for Flickr to tell me how to say, “Smell my finger?” in...

Oct 18th

Having finally rid my day of the chores that kept me away from downtown, I’m heading that...

Oct 18th

Told Jack about his invention, “THIS FAN BLOWS,” and winked at him. But I’m not...

Oct 18th

Helping Jack make a hand-powered fan for his science project. He’s my son & I want to...

Oct 18th

SNL lineup for tonight. Palin: CONFIRMED. Fey: UNCONFIRMED, DOUBTFUL. Satire: NO. Reality...

Oct 18th

Had a good time at PCPGH day zero event tonight. Looking forward to the next few days.

Oct 18th

Wondering how little substantive introduction the termination sentence, “That is all,”...

Oct 18th

Met @unclecrappy at PCPGH. Great joy!

Oct 18th

Hanging out at PCPGH opening party. Come chat!

Oct 17th

Dear @twitter, When I lose a follower, I’d like to be notified with a THANKS BUT NO THANKS...

Oct 17th

I’m not afraid to close my eyes at night either.

Oct 17th

Effective immediately, I refuse to dignify the collective panic by calling this a recession. I will...

Oct 17th

Received my 401k quarterly statement yesterday & it appears I have a choice to make: Close the...

Oct 17th

Though leaves fall outside, I still hear crickets. The fall night is cool and here.

Oct 17th

I think we broke the favrdnet.

Oct 17th

The recent addition of some awesome followers inspires me to tell you all: I’m really pleased...

Oct 17th

Farewell to the longest day.

Oct 17th

Who among my friends here is going to PodCamp Pittsburgh this weekend?

Oct 16th

To my left and to my right, two coworkers in my open office talk on speakerphones at full blast. To...

Oct 16th

Gearing up for the second visit in 2 days to Franktuary. And by “gearing up,” I mean,...

Oct 16th

So, any news yet today on movement one way or the other among undecided plumbers?

Oct 16th

In remarkable proof that large boats are impossible to steer, PNC just offered me a home equity loan...

Oct 16th

When Obama is president, will there be addiction clinics for TV & video game addicts? AKA every...

Oct 16th

My son just saw XP shut it self down for no reason and remarked, “We use that website at...

Oct 16th

Oh man. I guess I broke my promise not to live-tweet the debate last night. I blame the hypnotic...

Oct 16th

My friends, I could really use some stars. There’s this betting pool going on down at the...

Oct 16th

Who are McCain’s cheeks making him smile at, anyway?

Oct 16th

If he really keeps at it, McCain might just win that Joe’s vote. So I guess he’s got...

Oct 16th

McCain’s really going for broke tonight. Because he knows life is short. At least for him. At...

Oct 16th

Not that it was a bad idea to use the now obsolete debt clock to track McCain’s blinks, but I...

Oct 16th

That confused look on McCain’s face over the health-care fine issue is the same look he had...

Oct 16th

I AM A FREE TRADER. I TRADE MY WIFE IN, EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS.

Oct 16th

McCain just went all Alzheimers on us.

Oct 16th

If I could muster, on even an occasional basis, the dignified composure Obama lives & breathes,...

Oct 16th

WHY WOULD PALIN SUCK? Was that really the question???

Oct 16th

New Game: Fill in the blanks. “Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that...

Oct 16th

PANDERER ALERT. Fact 1: My son is autistic. Fact 2. McCain NEVER gave a shit about autism until...

Oct 16th

<blink> “Climate Change. Because climate control is HVAC dude. Even I know that.”...

Oct 16th

Debate recap: People are angry. The last 8 years sucked. And our education problems can be solved by...

Oct 16th

Ok, so instead of the fail whale there’s a lag on @twitter. Over at @favrd though I’d...

Oct 16th

Debate time. No drinking games. No live-tweeting. Just me and Kenny Loggins, listening to...

Oct 16th

HILARIOUS, JOHN. If you laugh rudely enough, the rest of us idiots will finally see it your way.

Oct 16th

Yeah, I’m sure Senator Obama is hurting for Joe the Plumber’s money.

Oct 16th

McCain’s AGAINST WEB STANDARDS. His face is a living BLINK TAG.

Oct 16th

Hurting. ✔ Angry. ✔ Angry. ✔ Angry. ✔ <blink>I’m John McCain, and damn…...

Oct 16th

Palintologist: Subscriber to the science of dinosaurs having coexisted with Abraham & Isaac.

Oct 16th

<blink><fakesmike>wince</fakesmile> “I know how to disagree with just about...

Oct 16th

NO RACISM!? If the black candidate acted with the lack of composure & the disrespect McCain...

Oct 16th

It’s not that I don’t think McCain will fight for the people he calls “my...

Oct 16th

…We had this thing called the Home Ownership Loan Corporation… which I remember...

Oct 16th

When Palin inherits the presidency, bailout money will be awarded to banks with lots if gold star...

Oct 15th

Nancy Reagan broke her pelvis? Ouch. I guess that puts HER sex life on hold for a while.

Oct 15th

Baracknaphobia: Fear of a black man being in charge, no matter how much smarter than you he...

Oct 15th

Obameter: Measures social progress since slavery.

Oct 15th

Watching the rise & fall of my kids’ chests as they sleep, I’m consumed by love. And...

Oct 15th

Because my office mates don’t replace my half&half when they empty the carton, I’ve...

Oct 14th

RT: @TechCrunch RocketBoom Founder Fighting For Father’s Life vs. Drug Company...

Oct 14th

Retweeting @steelcitydave John Cleese on Sarah Palin: http://tinyurl.com/3n22gn

Oct 14th

Announcing the launch of another brilliant site created by this incredible team I work with at...

Oct 14th

PLEASE retweet: @genochurch’s 14 year old daughter is missing since Sat http://snurl.com/4ctp5...

Oct 14th

Keeping my phattest “Thinnovation” jokes to myself.

Oct 14th

Although they’re in fact not called “Annoys-Canceling Headphones,” they might as...

Oct 14th

To whomever brought in those moist & delicious muffins in the office kitchen: THANKS BUT NO...

Oct 14th

Next time you encounter 2 people fighting to the death, try to remember to call your bookie 1st....

Oct 14th

RT @texburgher I’m tempted to retweet some of my own tweets. The hilarious ones that were...

Oct 14th

Playing John Denver to wake up the kids. Expect boyish grins, big glasses, & a campfire at a...

Oct 14th

When functioning properly, necessity is the mother of survival. Occasionally, and to great acclaim,...

Oct 14th

It’s all fun and games until somebody pokes that other eye out. Then it’s a fight to the...

Oct 14th

I never should have signed that liability waiver! > http://bkite.com/01PNJ

Oct 13th

The 5 y.o. asked me this morning if Infinity is a “real number.” I truthed to him,...

Oct 13th

What freakish paranoia drives the parents of an 8 y.o. to require liability waivers of his friends...

Oct 13th

Received email from right wing organization. Subject: “How We Can Defeat Barack Obama.”...

Oct 13th

That dude at the customer service counter acted completely unintimidated by my light saber iPhone...

Oct 12th

I have no compunction about blaming my homicidal rage on the music from the kids’ Spongebob DS...

Oct 12th

McCain likes that new song by The Cure, Killing An Arab. And he’s sure it was just released...

Oct 12th

Thrill-seekers pro tip: Losing your autistic son for 15 minutes at the zoo beats a lifetime of...

Oct 12th

Got separated from my oldest son at the zoo when he snuck off to check out the tigers one more time....

Oct 12th

How often do I witness a man departing the restoom after *heavy use* and neglect to wash his hands?...

Oct 12th

Tiny truth: I have serious difficulty NOT retracting a tweet if I discover a typo or punctuation...

Oct 12th

You might be surprised at the length of the line for the men’s room at @wholefoods Pittsburgh....

Oct 12th

Here. Pictures from the heart-attack-inducing zoo trip today. You’d never know it to see them....

Oct 12th

McCain’s VP pick is the proud product of a party with no morals operating in a state with no...

Oct 11th

More surreal by the moment, McCain campaign now paraphrases Alice In Wonderland: Off with his head?

Oct 10th

I’ve got three hungry boys, verging on hangry. Would now be a good time to tell them about how...

Oct 10th

Hi. Sorry I missed most of your funniest & most engaging tweets today. If you’d just...

Oct 10th

Raise your hand if you think Bush would still prefer to see Social Security privatized!

Oct 10th

I may have made fun of Al Gore at the time, but boy-oh-boy do I wish I’d gone the LOCKBOX...

Oct 10th

Sorry to report BlackPlanet.com canceled my account on day 2. No reason given, no response to email...

Oct 10th

New departmental IA philosophy, as borrowed from Salt ‘N Peppa: Push It Real Good.

Oct 10th

It won’t be long before you no longer miss being able to charge groceries on that Mastercard.

Oct 10th

I bet that, in addition to subprime mortgages, some of these bundled securities contain parking...

Oct 9th

As the father of an autistic child, I’m happy to retweet @chrisbrogan -Give $25 for autism,...

Oct 9th

Marty, when the Dow hits 88, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

Oct 9th

I decided to really take my twitter following activity to the next level. From 499 to 500....

Oct 9th

It strikes me that I owe a lot of y’all/youze/yinz, especially new followers, howdies/hellos...

Oct 9th

REALLY bummed that I can’t go to Refresh PGH meeting tonight. Hope @igierard does great.

Oct 9th

I just joined BlackPlanet.com. I had been worried I’d have to lie about my race to get in, but...

Oct 8th

Right now at work. Right now. > http://bkite.com/01Mhm

Oct 8th

McCain supporters in my circle: I’d like to hear what’s compelling to you about the...

Oct 8th

Really digging Maverick’s latest appeal to the youth vote: http://snurl.com/45cs2

Oct 8th

Listening to Naomi Wolf warn anyone who’ll listen. http://tinyurl.com/3vs3ea

Oct 8th

AT&T is dealing with the economic crisis by shutting down service in Squirrel Hill, apparently.

Oct 8th

McCain’s problem isn’t his age. It’s his utter lack of commensurate wisdom and...

Oct 8th

Points to Obama for using GIVETH and TAKETH AWAY.

Oct 8th

Just come out and say it: We shouldn’t live beyond our means. We’re NOT entitled to have...

Oct 8th

Who McNeeds McEducation to McBe the McPresident anyhow? http://tinyurl.com/4xmle8

Oct 8th

This office coffee is bitter & old. Just like our new president might be if we don’t...

Oct 8th

What sacrifice? Let’s live within our means, people. That will be sacrifice and that will be...

Oct 8th